October 31, 2006

Kerry: Stay in school or ‘get stuck in Iraq’

Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) is a disgusting, wretched scumbag:

I guess my brother Tommy, a cavalry officer and Notre Dame graduate, really should have stayed in school. Maybe he could have made something of himself.


June 7, 2006

Die, spammers!

Regular readers of Mattsapundit will notice that this blog is devoid of comment spam. No Viagra from Canada, no midget porn, no 1% mortgages, none of that crap.

But scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page, and you’ll see that I’ve had more than 1,300 attempted spam attacks, all of them rebuffed without incident. This is because I use Spam Karma 2, an excellent anti-spam program.

The way it works is this: as comments come in, they’re automatically put through a series of filters, each of which can be configured for strictness. Each filter looks for a specific trait common to automatically-generated comments. One looks for comments generated too rapidly, one checks comments against an IP blacklist of known spammers, another checks for an unusually high number of links, while yet another checks for comments on older posts. There are 10 filters in total.

Each filter assigns the comment a karma value based on its performance. This value is cumulative as the comment makes its way through the chain. Suspicious comments tend to have more than one spam-like attribute, so the negative karma builds up. At a certain point, determined by a very high negative karma value, the comment is obviously spam and it’s automagically discarded. Buh-bye, scumbags.

Conversely, real, human-generated comments get good karma. They might have one or two suspicious attributes (originating from a browser that doesn’t support JavaScript, for instance), but they’ll pass the other filters and get posted without a hitch.

The software works almost perfectly. No spam gets through. I haven’t had a single spam comment since I’ve been using Spam Karma 2. That’s pretty impressive, considering I’m just using the default settings. Even better, it’s given no false positives to date. Every once in a while, the software isn’t quite sure whether a comment is spam, and it holds it in moderation for me to approve or deny manually, but that’s only happened maybe three times.

All in all, it’s a nearly perfect anti-spam measure. If you use WordPress, check it out.


June 1, 2006

How do you say “kiss my ass” in Hebrew?

I just got the following unsolicited email written in Hebrew. I guess spam is Kosher now:

כמה זה עלה?

  • מחיר שיחה לנייד של רשת מירס. זהו.

התחייבויות, חוזים?

  • לא! תתקשר מכל קוו (גם טלפון שקלים, וגם טלקארד שבחוץ),
    מתי שבא לך, כמה שבא לך, ללא התחייבות, ובלי הרשמה.

הטלפון שלי בבית חסום לשיחות לחו”ל, מה עושים?

  • מתקשרים, זה לא חסום לשיחות למירס.

ומה יופיע בחשבון חודשי?

  • החיוב מופיעה כחלק מהחיובים של חברות סלולאר (מירס).

ולאן אפשר להתקשר?

I’ll task the Mattsapundit Semitic Languages Directorate on this immediately.


March 13, 2006

Fraudsters close up shop

In July of 2005, I hired Rachel Doyle of Web-Divas to redesign my blog, which at that time was being hosted on Blogger. She came highly recommended by Ree-C, of Rightmom and Lone Star Times fame. Stupidly, I paid about $160 bucks, all in advance. You can guess what happened next: weeks and then months rolled by with little apparent progress. More than a dozen polite, but increasingly frustrated, emails and telephone calls went unreturned.

She ripped me off.

Today, I happened across this little gem on the Web-Divas site:

Web-Divas is closing its doors after almost 3 years. We are thankful for each and every Client who made us what we became. At this time the health and well-being of our families needs to come first. We just want to say thank you for everything!

Love Rachel & Cherry

Good riddance, scumbag.


November 11, 2005

So screwed up on so many different levels…

I’m dumbfounded:

Don’t let the antics of the pathetically delusional Mary Mapes distract you from the lunatics who haven’t yet been canned from the network that gave us both the tinfoil-hat–wearing Walter Cronkite and the propagandizing buffoon known simply as the Dan. NewsBusters reports on a milestone in tastelessness achieved by Bruce Rheins, the producer behind CBS’s coverage of the Michael Jackson trial, who has marketed a wine under the brand “Jesus Juice.” The logo apparently represents a cross between Jesus Christ and Michael Jackson.

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As you’ll recall, “Jesus Juice” is allegedly what the King of Pop called the wine he plied little kids with before raping them.

Rheins’ wife got the marketing campaign running while Jackson’s child molestation case was still in court. They made Jesus Juice t-shirts and other items too. As NewsBusters observes:

Rheins’s marketing of Jesus Juice wine (and apparel) raises some troubling journalistic issues since he was attempting to profit from a story which he was personally covering for the “CBS Evening News.”


November 3, 2005

Michael Moore owns Halliburton shares

This one pegged my Hypocritical-Scumbag-O-Meter:

I don’t own a single share of stock!” filmmaker Michael Moore proudly proclaimed.He’s right. He doesn’t own a single share. He owns tens of thousands of shares – including nearly 2,000 shares of Boeing, nearly 1,000 of Sonoco, more than 4,000 of Best Foods, more than 3,000 of Eli Lilly, more than 8,000 of Bank One and more than 2,000 of Halliburton, the company most vilified by Moore in “Fahrenheit 9/11.”

Silly me. I thought he invested all his money in Twinkies.

[Hat-tip: Relapsed Catholic]


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