October 31, 2006

Kerry: Stay in school or ‘get stuck in Iraq’

Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) is a disgusting, wretched scumbag:

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I guess my brother Tommy, a cavalry officer and Notre Dame graduate, really should have stayed in school. Maybe he could have made something of himself.


July 14, 2006

A couple Bush mashups

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April 28, 2006

Hackers cripple major conservative blogs

So much for the marketplace of ideas. This morning, web hosting company Hosting Matters was struck with a major denial-of-service attack, knocking several high-profile conservative blogs offline.

In the past, Hosting Matters has demonstrated its ability to prevent and respond to DoS attacks. Accordingly, it’s become home to a large concentration of right-thinking, high-traffic blogs, including our beloved Lone Star Times.
My RSS reader is spattered with red text, indicating sites that are unavailable. Here’s a list:

It looks like these attacks are the work of overseas hackers. So says Hosting Matters:

Well, we know who the target is, and we know where the likely source of the attack originates…and I sincerely doubt that country’s leadership has the least bit of concern for extraditing over something like this.

Michelle Malkin has more.

UPDATE (11:35 a.m.): The sites are back up. According to the Hosting Matters support forums, it looks like the attack originated from Saudi Arabia. HM personnel won’t release the name of the site targeted by the Islamofascist hackers, but Michelle says it’s Aaron’s CC, which is still down.

UPDATE (11:52 a.m.): Here’s my response at LST.


March 7, 2006

Dan pulls further ahead as night closes

We now have 160 of 171 precincts in (94%), Dan has pulled ahead slightly:

Dan Patrick: 69%
Peggy Hamric: 18%
Joe Nixon: 9%
Mark Ellis: 6%

One more victory Scotch just might be in order.


Dan continues to kick shit out of opponents

With 157 out of 171 precincts reporting (92%), here’s how it looks:

Dan Patrick: 68%
Peggy Hamric: 17%
Joe Nixon: 9%
Mark Ellis: 6%

A runoff is now mathematically impossible. It’s all over, folks.


Dan landslide update

With 134 of 171 precincts reporting (78%), here are the results:

Dan Patrick: 68%
Peggy Hamric: 16%
Joe Nixon: 8%
Mark Ellis: 5%

Heh.


Dan wins in massive landslide

Forgive the language, but Dan Patrick has pimp-slapped the shit out of his opponents. Here are the results, with 95 out of 171 precincts (55%) reporting:

Dan Patrick: 69%
Peggy Hamric: 16%
Joe Nixon: 8%
Mark Ellis: 5%

Heh. Time for a victory Scotch.


Liveblogging the Dan Patrick victory rally

I’m here at the Steamboat House, where Dan Patrick and hundreds of enthusiastic supporters and volunteers have gathered for good food, good company, and a very good experience: watching Dan stomp the hell out of Joe Nixon, Peggy Hamric and Mark Ellis. As of about a half-hour ago, Dan’s got one scalp: Joe Nixon has conceded.

It’s going to be a very long, but very fun night.


February 28, 2006

Perry war chest 100x bigger than Bell’s

Just in case anyone still thinks Chris Bell has a snowball’s chance in hell of winning:

Republican incumbent Rick Perry has 100 times more money on hand for the governor’s race than his richest Democratic opponent, new campaign finances reports show.

With the Republican and Democrat primaries just two weeks away, Perry has $9.4 million in cash, while Democrat Chris Bell has $90,868.90 and Democrat Bob Gammage $23,648, according to campaign finance reports due Monday. The most recent disclosures list cash on hand, as well as contributions and expenditures between Jan. 27 and Saturday.

That’s the balance sheet. Let’s see how the income statement looks:

Perry’s report shows that his campaign raised $923,369 in the past 30 days and spent $407,579. By contrast, Bell raised $259,569 and spent $305,672, and Gammage raised $58,209 and spent $70,996.

Wow. Perry can significantly outspend Bell and still sock away 500 large in a month. Meanwhile, Bell’s boys might be able to afford pizza on election night. I have no idea why people think this guy is a legitimate gubernatorial candidate.

[Hat-tip: Perry vs. World]


November 14, 2005

Terrorists declare intent to conquer world for Islam

At least they’re being honest:

One of the radical groups operating on the Temple Mount is Hizab Altahrir (The Islamic Liberation Party), which espouses an ideology similar to Al Qaeda. Hizab Altahrir’s network spans most Western European countries.

A senior party activist in Jerusalem, Sheikh Issam Amira, expressed this philosophy in a recent speech which he made on the Temple Mount:

“Listeners! The Moslems in Denmark make up three percent [of the population], yet constitute a threat to the future of the Danish kingdom. It’s no surprise that in Bitrab (the ancient name of Medina, a city in Arabia to which Mohammed immigrated) they were fewer than three percent of the general population, but succeeded changing the regime in Bitrab.

“It’s no surprise that our brothers in Denmark have succeeded in bringing Islam to every home in that country. Allah will grant us victory in their land to establish the [Islamic] revolution in Denmark.”

Sheikh Riyad Salah, head of the Islamic movement in Israel has also been active teaching the tenets of “Islamic revolution.”

“We are at the gates of the Islamic revolution,” he proclaims in his sermons to Arab citizens of Israel. “The global forces of evil will be eliminated from the world and the Islamic nation will remain in place in order to bring about the world Islamic revolution, with its capital, Jerusalem.”

What’s the timeframe for all this? Pretty soon:

The youth were greeted by party members who shouted, “Next year in Jerusalem, under the rule of the Islamic revolution.”

Please explain to me why these animals deserve a state.

[Hat-tip: Jihad Watch]


Gore: Warming more serious than terrorism

Al Gore recently took time out of his busy day to remind America how lucky we are that he’s not president:

“What changed in the US with hurricane Katrina was a feeling that we have entered a period of consequences and that bitter cup will be offered to us again and again until we exert our moral authority and respond appropriately,” he says. “I don’t want to diminish the threat of terrorism at all, it is extremely serious, but on a long-term global basis, global warming is the most serious problem we are facing.”

Al? You there, buddy? Pay very close attention.

Let’s assume, just for a moment, that “global warming” is real, and it is a man-made phenomenon. U.S.-style global warming looks like this:

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Yay!

Al-Qaeda-style global warming looks like this:


Boo!

Comprende?


November 11, 2005

Romney backs off from Klan joke

This is just dumb all around:

Republican Gov. Mitt Romney was introduced as head of a state run by the “KKK … the Kerry, Kennedy Klan” before a speech Thursday in Washington, words that sparked criticism from Massachusetts Democrats and a rebuke from Romney himself.”It’s not appropriate to joke about the Ku Klux Klan,” Romney said in a phone interview from Washington after his luncheon address to the Federalist Society.

Romney branded the remarks “ill-advised” and “inappropriate.”

Romney laughed along with the audience, The Boston Globe reported in a story for Friday’s edition, and thanked the speaker for “a very generous introduction.”

State Democratic Party chairman Phil Johnston, who has criticized Romney for making Massachusetts the butt of jokes as a liberal bastion during his out-of-state travel as he considers a run for president, said he was outraged that Romney could find any humor in the remarks referring to Sens. Edward Kennedy and John Kerry invoking the KKK.

Johnston is absolutely right. How dare this guy compare Massachusetts Democrats to the KKK? That dubious distinction goes to a certain West Virginia Democrat:

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“Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds.”

–Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W.Va.)


November 8, 2005

China convicts 3 for printing Bibles

This is sickening:

A Chinese court on Tuesday sentenced a Protestant minister, his wife and her brother to prison terms of up to three years for illegally printing Bibles and other Christian publications, one of their lawyers said.The conviction of house church minister Cai Zhuohua, 34, and his family by the Beijing People’s Intermediate Court came days before U.S. President George W. Bush arrives for a state visit.

It’s sad what the Chinese government pushes people to:

A fourth defendant, Hu Jinyun, Xiao Gaowen’s wife, was exempted from criminal punishment on charges of “secretly storing illegal goods” because she made contributions by informing against her sister-in-law, the lawyer quoted the verdict as saying.

Here’s my favorite part, though:

The prosecutor, in the bill of indictment, accused the defendants of illegally printing 200,000 copies of the Bible which were found in Cai’s warehouse but the verdict did not mention a figure.In July, Hong Kong’s Beijing-funded Ta Kung Pao newspaper quoted Ye Xiaowen, director of the State Bureau of Religious Affairs, as saying Cai illegally printed 40 million copies of the Bible and other Christian publications.

So the guy was able to subvert the Chinese with 99.5% success. Sweet.


November 7, 2005

Election 2005: VOTE!

Tomorrow is Election Day. Whether you’re a school-lunch-slashing, puppy-stomping conservative reactionary or an America-hating, granola-munching bleeding-heart liberal, this is when it counts.

Click on the proper county to find your polling place:

Vote!


November 4, 2005

Is Castro buying off Latin America?

It looks like Cuban dictator Fidel Castro is trying to buy off Latin American democracies and convert them into fellow socialist paradises, according to Investor’s Business Daily:

Brazilians are rightly angry over allegations of illegal campaign donations from Fidel Castro. True or not, they coincide with an alarming weakness in foreign policy that benefits the Cuban dictator.Was there a connection? We wonder for two reasons. First, Castro in recent years has aggressively sought influence across Latin America on a scale not seen since the 1960s. Second, Brazil has been oddly passive in response.

We’ve already noted how Castro has cranked up pork-barrel spending in Brazil’s neighbor, Bolivia, in the heat of its own presidential campaign. The largess is conditioned on votes for Castro’s favored candidate, Evo Morales, who wants to nationalize Bolivia’s energy.

If Morales wins, the biggest victim of his expropriations will be Brazil’s state oil firm, Petrobras, which supplies a major part of Brazil’s economic powerhouse, the Sao Paulo region, with natural gas. Petrobras’ investment is so large it makes up 20% of Bolivia’s economy.

With its interests threatened, Brazil should have the diplomatic muscle to force Castro and his allies to back off. But for some reason, it’s held back, choosing silence when what’s required is leadership.

I know we’ve got some astute oil types and risk-analyst types in the crowd. What do y’all think? I know this sounds scary, but how plausible is it?

[Hat-tip: Byron]


Gimme gimme gimme!

Ladies and gentlemen, I just came across an amazingly great t-shirt that y’all desperately need to see buy for me:

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He kinda looks like Benzion.

Here’s the text:

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Oh hell yes. Anyone who would like to reward my long hours, hard work and single-minded diligence on behalf of the voiceless, feel free to email me. In addition to t-shirts, I also accept alcohol, tobacco and firearms.


GOP discusses major immigration reform

This is pretty huge:

House Republicans are looking closely at ending birthright citizenship and building a barrier along the entire U.S.-Mexico border as they search for solutions to illegal immigration.

“There is a general agreement about the fact that citizenship in this country should not be bestowed on people who are the children of folks who come into this country illegally,” said Rep. Tom Tancredo, Colorado Republican, who is participating in the “unity dinners,” the group of Republicans trying to find consensus on immigration.

Amen to that! However, they’re going to try and change this by statute. Seems to me that the 14th amendment is pretty clear:

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States

But we’re still — unfortunately — in the very early stages of this debate, so we’ll see how it pans out. Meanwhile, Republicans are also kicking around the idea of a border fence or other barrier:

At this week’s “unity dinner,” House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert, Illinois Republican, said he supports a barrier system of fences in some places and electronic surveillance or vehicle barriers in others, one participant said.Mr. Hastert’s spokesman said the speaker would not talk about the private meetings.

Come on, Mr. Speaker! This is the kind of bold initiative that Republican voters want! They don’t want to see wishy-washy “we’ll look into it” proposals. They want decisive action! At least put a mention about the idea on your little blog!


November 3, 2005

Michael Moore owns Halliburton shares

This one pegged my Hypocritical-Scumbag-O-Meter:

I don’t own a single share of stock!” filmmaker Michael Moore proudly proclaimed.He’s right. He doesn’t own a single share. He owns tens of thousands of shares – including nearly 2,000 shares of Boeing, nearly 1,000 of Sonoco, more than 4,000 of Best Foods, more than 3,000 of Eli Lilly, more than 8,000 of Bank One and more than 2,000 of Halliburton, the company most vilified by Moore in “Fahrenheit 9/11.”

Silly me. I thought he invested all his money in Twinkies.

[Hat-tip: Relapsed Catholic]


9th Circuit rules for schools, against parents

Hey there, Mr. and Mrs. Mattsapundit Reader and Parent of Impressionable Children! Would you have a problem if an agent of local government mandated that your first-grader take a psychological quiz to find out about his sexual activities? Tough!

The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has issued its latest in a long series of disturbing rulings, saying that parents have no right to keep public schools from discussing masturbation with six-year-olds:

Parents’ rights were not violated when a Southern California elementary school conducted a psychological survey of their children and asked them about sexual feelings and masturbation, a federal appeals court ruled Wednesday.

“Parents have a right to inform their children when and as they wish on the subject of sex,” said Judge Stephen Reinhardt in the 3-0 ruling. “They have no constitutional right, however, to prevent a public school from providing its students with whatever information it wishes to provide, sexual or otherwise.”

I’ll leave it to LST’s resident legal eagles to dissect the legal ramifications of this case, but it doesn’t look good. The list of Catholic schools’ advantages over government schools gets longer and longer every day.

[Hat-tip: The Everlasting Phelps]


House votes to regulate Internet speech

Remember that pesky First Amendment? It’s understandable if you’ve forgotten. Here’s my favorite part:

Congress shall make no law…abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press

Unfortunately, annoying little things like the Constitution didn’t stop the House from…well, making a law abridging the freedom of speech:

The House voted 225-182 for a bill that would have excluded blogs, e-mails and other Internet communications from regulation by the Federal Election Commission. That was 47 votes short of the two-thirds majority needed under a procedure that limited debate time and allowed no amendments.The vote in effect clears the way for the FEC to move ahead with court-mandated rule-making to govern political speech and campaign spending on the Internet.

At least we’ve got a Texan on our side — Rep. Jeb Hensarling, who represents part of the D-FW metroplex:

“The newest battlefield in the fight to protect the First Amendment is the Internet,” he said. “The Internet is the new town square, and campaign finance regulations are not appropriate there.”Without his legislation, Hensarling said, “I fear that bloggers one day could be fined for improperly linking to a campaign Web site, or merely forwarding a candidate’s press release to an e-mail list.”

The bill is HR 1601. Make sure to include that bill number on your placards when you descend on Washington in a marauding horn. Also, the phrase “Keep your filthy hooves off Mattsapundit” would be good. Make sure the cameras see it.


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