October 31, 2006

Kerry: Stay in school or ‘get stuck in Iraq’

Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) is a disgusting, wretched scumbag:

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I guess my brother Tommy, a cavalry officer and Notre Dame graduate, really should have stayed in school. Maybe he could have made something of himself.


September 4, 2006

Labor Day

Today is Labor Day, a day when Americans celebrate the contributions of organized labor, which include the following:

  • Globally uncompetitive automobiles,
  • Weekly airline bankruptcies,
  • Unionized millionaire baseball players, and
  • the Democratic Party.

Thanks, Commies. I’m spending this Labor Day by laboring.


August 4, 2006

Irish tie for #3 in preseason USA Today poll

Rally, sons of Notre Dame:

Expectations will be sky high in coach Charlie Weis’ second season. Brady Quinn to Jeff Samardzija should again be one of best passing threats in nation, and RB Darius Walker should shine on ground. Defense should be better with nine starters, including DB Tom Zbikowski, back. Season finale at Southern California could be Irish’s most important game in years.

That’s probably true. The later it gets in the season, the more a loss hurts. But that’s not peculiar to ND/USC.

Simply put, a lot of Trojans fans are going to be disappointed this season. USC will have a fine year, but they won’t make a run at the national championship. USC is going to disappoint a lot of people this year. Don’t get me wrong, it’s a hell of a team, but there are problems. They’ve just lost too much talent and they still have to figure out the quarterback role.
That said, they’re still a force to be reckoned with, and anything can happen in the ND/USC game.


July 5, 2006

Death trap flies again

This video of the yesterday’s Space Shuttle Discovery launch is courtesy of Clotille:

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I gave her a bunch of hell for taking the Nerdmobile to Geektown, but I bet it was actually pretty fun.


June 28, 2006

Twelve stories high, made of radiation

This is the funniest thing I have seen this week:

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March 21, 2006

Cat survives 80-foot fall from tree

Wait until Laurence hears about this one:

For Rodney and Scottie Colvin, it was been a nerve-racking eight days. Their cat, “Piper,” scampered up a tree in the yard of their Summerville, South Carolina home last Monday, March 13.

Efforts to coax the animal down failed. A week later, on Monday, March 20, would-be rescuers came to Piper’s aid. Then, something went terribly wrong, but this time all was okay in the end.

The cat fell nearly 80 feet, clipped a branch on the way down and then landed on its feet and ran away. Piper, no doubt, used up at least a couple of his feline nine lives, but otherwise appeared to have survived the ordeal without serious injuries.

Here’s the video.


November 11, 2005

Romney backs off from Klan joke

This is just dumb all around:

Republican Gov. Mitt Romney was introduced as head of a state run by the “KKK … the Kerry, Kennedy Klan” before a speech Thursday in Washington, words that sparked criticism from Massachusetts Democrats and a rebuke from Romney himself.”It’s not appropriate to joke about the Ku Klux Klan,” Romney said in a phone interview from Washington after his luncheon address to the Federalist Society.

Romney branded the remarks “ill-advised” and “inappropriate.”

Romney laughed along with the audience, The Boston Globe reported in a story for Friday’s edition, and thanked the speaker for “a very generous introduction.”

State Democratic Party chairman Phil Johnston, who has criticized Romney for making Massachusetts the butt of jokes as a liberal bastion during his out-of-state travel as he considers a run for president, said he was outraged that Romney could find any humor in the remarks referring to Sens. Edward Kennedy and John Kerry invoking the KKK.

Johnston is absolutely right. How dare this guy compare Massachusetts Democrats to the KKK? That dubious distinction goes to a certain West Virginia Democrat:

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“Rather I should die a thousand times, and see Old Glory trampled in the dirt never to rise again, than to see this beloved land of ours become degraded by race mongrels, a throwback to the blackest specimen from the wilds.”

–Sen. Robert Byrd (D-W.Va.)


It’s Veterans Day!

In honor of Veteran’s Day, allow me to quote from one of the great moments in American cinematic history:

We’re all very different people. We’re not Watusi. We’re not Spartans. We’re Americans! With a capital A, huh?

There’s something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us. We’re soldiers!

But we’re American soldiers! We’ve been kicking ass for 200 years! We’re 10 and 1!

There are a lot of things I like about writing for LST. But my favorite thing is this: I don’t have to write it in Spanish, German, Japanese, Russian or Arabic. Thanks, vets, from all of us at Mattsapundit.

Happy Veterans Day!


November 4, 2005

GOP discusses major immigration reform

This is pretty huge:

House Republicans are looking closely at ending birthright citizenship and building a barrier along the entire U.S.-Mexico border as they search for solutions to illegal immigration.

“There is a general agreement about the fact that citizenship in this country should not be bestowed on people who are the children of folks who come into this country illegally,” said Rep. Tom Tancredo, Colorado Republican, who is participating in the “unity dinners,” the group of Republicans trying to find consensus on immigration.

Amen to that! However, they’re going to try and change this by statute. Seems to me that the 14th amendment is pretty clear:

All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States

But we’re still — unfortunately — in the very early stages of this debate, so we’ll see how it pans out. Meanwhile, Republicans are also kicking around the idea of a border fence or other barrier:

At this week’s “unity dinner,” House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert, Illinois Republican, said he supports a barrier system of fences in some places and electronic surveillance or vehicle barriers in others, one participant said.Mr. Hastert’s spokesman said the speaker would not talk about the private meetings.

Come on, Mr. Speaker! This is the kind of bold initiative that Republican voters want! They don’t want to see wishy-washy “we’ll look into it” proposals. They want decisive action! At least put a mention about the idea on your little blog!


November 3, 2005

Chron reports on oil profit debate

Heaven knows that Mattsapundit personnel rip on the Chronicle now and then, but we also like to point out when they get something right, and this is one of those times.

In a business piece about oil company profits, our beloved hometown rag provided a pretty good balance:

Exxon Mobil Corp. alone rang up a $9.9 billion profit. Whether Exxon and its competitors will be able to persuade the public their earnings aren’t really so huge remains to be seen.

“You make nearly $10 billion in a quarter, and you’re making more than number of Fortune 500 companies put together,” noted Ed Rothschild, a longtime energy industry critic in Washington.

The story then turns to Exxon Mobil’s point:

For their part, the oil companies have been trying to make the case their earnings aren’t out of line.Exxon Mobil has taken out ads in major daily newspapers comparing oil and gas company earnings with other sectors. An ad headline “Oil and Apples,” features a chart that shows pharmaceutical companies, banks, software firms and tobacco giants all earning more pennies on the dollar than energy companies.

The ad shows energy companies earning 7.7 cents per dollar of revenue, and Exxon Mobil 8.6 cents, versus 7.9 cents for U.S. industry overall. With “a true ‘apples to apples’ evaluation — you see that oil earnings are not out of step with other major industries,” the ad reads.

How about that?


9th Circuit rules for schools, against parents

Hey there, Mr. and Mrs. Mattsapundit Reader and Parent of Impressionable Children! Would you have a problem if an agent of local government mandated that your first-grader take a psychological quiz to find out about his sexual activities? Tough!

The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has issued its latest in a long series of disturbing rulings, saying that parents have no right to keep public schools from discussing masturbation with six-year-olds:

Parents’ rights were not violated when a Southern California elementary school conducted a psychological survey of their children and asked them about sexual feelings and masturbation, a federal appeals court ruled Wednesday.

“Parents have a right to inform their children when and as they wish on the subject of sex,” said Judge Stephen Reinhardt in the 3-0 ruling. “They have no constitutional right, however, to prevent a public school from providing its students with whatever information it wishes to provide, sexual or otherwise.”

I’ll leave it to LST’s resident legal eagles to dissect the legal ramifications of this case, but it doesn’t look good. The list of Catholic schools’ advantages over government schools gets longer and longer every day.

[Hat-tip: The Everlasting Phelps]


House votes to regulate Internet speech

Remember that pesky First Amendment? It’s understandable if you’ve forgotten. Here’s my favorite part:

Congress shall make no law…abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press

Unfortunately, annoying little things like the Constitution didn’t stop the House from…well, making a law abridging the freedom of speech:

The House voted 225-182 for a bill that would have excluded blogs, e-mails and other Internet communications from regulation by the Federal Election Commission. That was 47 votes short of the two-thirds majority needed under a procedure that limited debate time and allowed no amendments.The vote in effect clears the way for the FEC to move ahead with court-mandated rule-making to govern political speech and campaign spending on the Internet.

At least we’ve got a Texan on our side — Rep. Jeb Hensarling, who represents part of the D-FW metroplex:

“The newest battlefield in the fight to protect the First Amendment is the Internet,” he said. “The Internet is the new town square, and campaign finance regulations are not appropriate there.”Without his legislation, Hensarling said, “I fear that bloggers one day could be fined for improperly linking to a campaign Web site, or merely forwarding a candidate’s press release to an e-mail list.”

The bill is HR 1601. Make sure to include that bill number on your placards when you descend on Washington in a marauding horn. Also, the phrase “Keep your filthy hooves off Mattsapundit” would be good. Make sure the cameras see it.


October 31, 2005

Study: Abortion waiting periods reduce suicides

Well isn’t this interesting:

Proponents of laws requiring a waiting period before a woman can receive an abortion argue that these cooling off periods protect against rash decisions on the part of women in the event of unplanned pregnancies. Opponents claim, at best, waiting periods have no effect on decision-making and, at worst, they subject women to additional mental anguish and stress. In this article, I examine these competing claims using adult female suicide rates at the state level as a proxy for mental health. Panel data analyses suggest that the adoption of mandatory waiting periods reduce suicide rates by about 10 percent, and this effect is statistically significant. The result is robust to various attempts to control for unobservable heterogeneity and simultaneity.

[Hat-tip: The Volokh Conspiracy]


October 28, 2005

Speaker of the House starts blog

After being stunned and impressed with the journalistic quality and unimpeachable integrity of Lone Star Times, the Speaker of the House of Representatives decided to take a shot at this whole blogging thing:

This is Denny Hastert and welcome to my blog. This is new to me. I can’t say I’m much of a techie.

You’re kidding. Hastert goes on to attack those EEEVIL oil companies who dare to charge us $2.55 for an explosive product that’s extracted from a two-mile-deep hole in a politically unstable country, shipped halfway around the world, taxed exorbitantly and run through a heavily regulated billion-dollar refinery:

Speaking of the Hurricane season, renewed attention has been brought to the way we refine gasoline in this country. Today, energy companies started reporting their 3rd quarter earnings, and while Americans paying were record prices at the pump, energy companies were making record profits.

This is America. And Republicans don’t believe in punishing success.

You know what’s coming next. The “But…” Monkey:

But what are these oil companies doing to bring down the cost of oil and natural gas?

Hastert, you’re a Republican. Try rewording that statement with other commodities.

  • “But what are these farmers doing to bring down the cost of sugar?”
  • “But what are these lumber mills doing to bring down the cost of two-by-fours?”
  • “But what are these gold miners doing to bring down the cost of gold?”

The speaker ends by threatening promising to send us more pearls of wisdom:

I’m going to keep updating this from time to time. It’s not that bad.

Trust me, Denny, it was a lot worse from this end.


October 27, 2005

Tom DeLay sends letter to constituents

Embattled former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R-Sugar Land) has sent a letter to thousands of his constituents and supporters in Fort Bend County. Here it is:

To the voters of District 22:It has been over a month since Travis County District Attorney Ronnie Earle acted out his political revenge and indicted me for crimes that don’t exist. And over the last month, we have seen such a litany of prosecutorial misconduct that even the national media is questioning his motives.

Look at who is studying this circus-like investigation and you’ll see that journalists and legal experts are acknowledging these charges are baseless, partisan, and nothing more than revenge for my work to provide the people of Texas with a fair and constitutional congressional representation. I am being attacked not for doing anything wrong – I’m being attacked for being effective and standing up for what’s right.

I have had the honor of representing Fort Bend for over 20 years, and in that time I have always been truthful and forthright in everything from my positions on immigration and tax reform to my involvement in local politics. Not everyone agrees with my conservative brand of politics. My plainspoken style might ruffle feathers from time to time. But you always know where I stand, and I always stand up for what I believe.

It’s no secret that on top of the deep sense of responsibility I have for advancing the interests of this congressional district, I have also worked to help elect fellow Republicans. Without a unified team of conservative leaders, many of the remarkable changes we’ve seen in government would never have occurred. Without Republican majorities, we would never have ended a generational welfare system, reduced overbearing tax rates, or created an economic environment for small businesses to flourish.

Because of their decade of defeat, Democrats have now dropped to the least common denominator – the politics of personal destruction. They held power in state and federal politics for so long, they can’t fathom Republican control of elected offices. They simply don’t understand that we win election after election because our ideas, our agenda, and our values are more representative of the voters and the American dream than theirs. And instead of re-evaluating their position on key issues like immigration, taxes, national security, and government spending, they have chosen a path of personal destruction.

Look at the attacks thrown at our strong Republican leaders – Karl Rove, Senator Bill Frist, and especially President Bush – and it becomes quite apparent that liberals are trying to divert attention from their own political problems, so they try to turn the tables on us. They call us criminals. They demand investigations, file lawsuits, and mock-up mugshots. They say we should be serving time in jail, not in public office. But they still won’t win.

What we’re fighting is so much larger than a single court case or a single District Attorney in Travis County. We are witnessing the criminalization of conservative politics. Here in Texas, we take our ideas and our ideals very seriously, and we fight for what we believe in. You have that right. I have that right. Ronnie Earle has that right. But these fights are meant to take place at the ballot box, not the jury box. Just because a rogue Democratic prosecutor doesn’t agree with some political tactics doesn’t make them illegal or even wrong. He has an opinion, but he doesn’t make the law.

Ronnie Earle is wrong on the facts. He’s wrong on the law. And he has abused his position, the taxpayer dollars, and our justice system throughout this process. I’ve listed below just a few instances of Mr. Earle’s misconduct (you can go to my website www.tomdelay.com for a more complete rundown and to sign up for e-mail updates):

* Earle’s indictments are based on non-existent laws, and non-existent documents.

* Earle went to three grand juries in four business days in a desperate attempt to salvage his deteriorating case.

* For two years, Ronnie Earle assisted in the filming of a documentary movie about Mr. Earle’s planned prosecutorial efforts targeting me.

* In May 2005, Earle used his investigation to raise $102,000 for a Democrats’ PAC that was formed to take back the Texas State Legislature.

* Past is prologue – In 1993, Ronnie Earle used his office to attack newly-elected Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison on baseless charges of misconduct.

We have fought and won many battles together, united and determined in the justice of our cause – and we will fight and win many more. While they may have made me step aside for now, they can never make us stand down. That’s why I am asking you to stand with me, fight these unjust attacks, and remember that while our victories may come at a price, they’re always worth the fight.

Sincerely,

Tom DeLay
Member of Congress

[Hat-tip: Chris Elam]


October 26, 2005

USA Today adds demonic effect to Condi photo

Michelle Malkin points out what is either a tacky or incompetent photo editing job. An AP photo of Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice is normal, but USA Today’s version gives her really weird eyes:

 

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Real Condi.

EEEVIL Condi.


October 25, 2005

Fred Phelps caught praising London bombers

Hopefully this guy will shut up now, but I wouldn’t bet the ranch:

The Sky Report has secretly filmed one of America’s most controversial Christian ministers praising the London bombings.Fred Phelps says that terrorist outrages and natural disasters such as Hurricane Rita are examples of God’s wrath against countries such as America and Britain for tolerating homosexuals and homosexuality.

Fred Phelps, who set up the controversial Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas, told our undercover reporter about the attacks, which killed 52 people:

“Oh I am so thankful that happened. My only regret is that they didn’t kill about million of them. England deserves that kind of punishment, as does this country (America)”.

The church, which has 150 followers, recently started picketing funerals including those of American soldiers killed in Iraq, waving banners such as “Thank God 9/11″, “God Hates Fags” and “Aids Cures Fags”.

Maybe I’ll print up a sign of my own. How about “God Hates Dumbasses?”


Rosa Parks, 1913-2005

Bobby over at Progressive Texan pretty much sums it up:

I can’t help but admire how one simple but fearless act helped to thrust the civil rights movement into the public spotlight.

Yep.


Ruthless fascist employers block access to blogs

John Wagner, who blogs about PR and corporate communications, issues a dire warning:

Blogs are under attack! 

Apparently Corporate America believes that blogs are harmful to your health, so they’re taking steps to protect you.

First, from Ad Age (registration required) comes word that American workers will waste a lot of time reading blogs this year.

Waste time? I thought we were all “knowledge workers?”

Next, Wired magazine reports that lots of companies are using firewall software to block employee access to blogs.

Can you imagine the nerve? What reasonable employer would deny invaluable cutting-edge journalism to his staff?


Spike Lee claims Bush blew up NOLA levees

I think this qualifies as the incoherent ramblings of a crazy man:

Spike Lee: “Exactly. It’s not far-fetched. And also I would like to say it’s not necessarily blow it up. But, the residents of that ward, they believe it, there was a Hurricane Betsy in ‘65, the same that happened where a choice had to be made, one neighborhood got to save another neighborhood and flood another ‘hood, flood another neighborhood.

Lee: “Let me ask you a question: Do you think that election in 2000 was fair? You don’t think that was rigged?” [audience applause]

Martin: “It’s not a question of not being fair, it’s a question of-”

Lee: “If they can rig an election, they can do anything!”

When asked about the levee conspiracy theory, which apparently has gained credence among some New Orleans blacks, Mr. Lee said that “it’s not too far-fetched to think that, look, we got a bunch of poor black people here. We got to save these other neighborhoods. What we got to do, dump this in this ward, boom. I believe it.”

And when interviewer Daryn Kagan asked whether Mr. Lee really believed that theory, the director replied: “I don’t put anything past the United States government.”

Then again, what do you expect from a Knicks fan?


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