August 22, 2006
June 7, 2006
Faster than a speeding bullet
Hell yes. The new Superman movie is coming out, and I can’t wait. Here are some trailers:
And by far the coolest part:
May 27, 2006
RedZilla in the house
EDITOR’S NOTE: This post marks the first appearance of a guestblogger — the lovely and talented Diane Heilmann. Go easy on her, folks, or she’ll take it out on me.
Hello everybody. I’ve never blogged before, so I must admit that I’m a bit intimidated at the thought of having an audience. Matt and I are watching Saving Private Ryan right now. I guess if I’m going to write anything for a bunch of people to read, I’d like to thank everyone who ever has or is currently serving our country in the military. You have my utmost respect and appreciation. I admire your bravery and willingness to dedicate your lives to making life better for fellow Americans and people abroad. You are all in my thoughts and prayers. I hope everyone is having a good memorial weekend, and please keep in mind the people this holiday was made to honor.
May 23, 2006
Holy Moses
Watching — and making — fake movie trailers is rapidly becoming America’s national pastime. Here’s the best one I’ve seen to date:
May 4, 2006
Just let your Soul Glo
You have spoken, and I have listened. Ladies and gentlemen, here is the Soul Glo commercial from Coming to America.
March 22, 2006
This is fargin war
Lou had a post about Joe Bastardi today, and it got me thinking about Johnny Dangerously, one of my favorite movies. There are a few great lines by Roman Moronie:
You fargin sneaky bastige! I gonna take-a your dwork, I gonna nail it to the wall! I gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder! I gonna cut off-a your arms, I’m gonna shove ‘em up your icehole! Dirty sum-o-num-batches! My own club!
Here’s the audio for that one. And of course, Moronie’s statement:
I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: “You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my fargin rights. This sum-o-num-batching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes like yourselves. Thank you very much.“
Great movie.
