October 31, 2006

Kerry: Stay in school or ‘get stuck in Iraq’

Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) is a disgusting, wretched scumbag:

[gv data="vLuMWiQ6r2o"][/gv]

I guess my brother Tommy, a cavalry officer and Notre Dame graduate, really should have stayed in school. Maybe he could have made something of himself.


June 8, 2006

I’m Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle

Props to Allah at Hot Air for this one:

[gv data="4gbaZfXhy1Q"][/gv]


May 29, 2006

Memorial Day

To date, well over a million American soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines have died in this nation’s wars, from Valley Forge to Fallujah.

To those men and women and their families, thank you for your sacrifice. As we celebrate Memorial Day, may we rededicate ourselves to honor your memories, pray for your souls and carry on your mission.


November 11, 2005

Vets to be honored at Aeros game

Thanks to ubertipster Byron for passing this one along. This is an email from Tom Stallings of the Houston Aeros:

We have our veteran’s day celebration [tonight] and are hosting any active duty or reserve serviceman at our game [tonight] thanks to season ticket holder and sponsor donations. We currently have filled all requests for tickets that we know of, but have additional season ticket holders wishing to contribute. Do you know any current or distinguished retired service members who would like to attend the game [tonight] at no charge? We will be saluting veterans throughout the game.

If you know of any vet who deserves to see a free hockey game, drop Tom a line at tstallings@aeros.com.


Veterans put on parade in Downtown Houston

If you’ve got the day off, why not head downtown? Sure, you’ll have to dodge panhandlers and MetroRail killing machines, but you’ll also get a chance to honor Houston-area veterans:

On Friday, November 11, 2005, Mayor Bill White and the City of Houston will show support of the Armed Forces as we celebrate the 7th Annual Houston Salutes American Heroes Veteran’s Day Commemoration and Parade. We anticipate that thousands of members of the Houston-area military and veterans organizations will participate in the event to honor those who served our country. Commemoration at 10 a.m. in front of City Hall, parade at 11:30 a.m.

The parade will start at the corner of Smith and Texas. The Chron has a map.


It’s Veterans Day!

In honor of Veteran’s Day, allow me to quote from one of the great moments in American cinematic history:

We’re all very different people. We’re not Watusi. We’re not Spartans. We’re Americans! With a capital A, huh?

There’s something wrong with us, something very, very wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us. We’re soldiers!

But we’re American soldiers! We’ve been kicking ass for 200 years! We’re 10 and 1!

There are a lot of things I like about writing for LST. But my favorite thing is this: I don’t have to write it in Spanish, German, Japanese, Russian or Arabic. Thanks, vets, from all of us at Mattsapundit.

Happy Veterans Day!


November 10, 2005

‘Here’s health to you and to our Corps…’

Today marks the 230th birthday of the United States Marine Corps.

On this date in 1775, the Continental Congress authorized the first units of Marines, who quickly got busy in the tyranny-overthrow business. They’ve been the industry leader ever since.

In 1921, Maj. Gen. John A. Lejeune, Commandant of the Marine Corps, issued Order No. 47, which is read to every Marine unit worldwide on November 10:

The following will be read to the command on the 10th of November, 1921, and hereafter on the 10th of November every year. Should the order not be received by the 10th of November, 1921, it will be read upon receipt.

(1) On November 10, 1775, a Corps of Marines was created by a resolution of the Continental Congress. Since that date many thousand men have borne the name “Marine.” In memory of them, it is fitting that we who are Marines should commemorate the birthday of our Corps by calling to mind the glories of its long and illustrious history.

(2) The record of our Corps is one which will bear comparison with that of the most famous military organizations in the world’s history. During 90 of the 146 years of its existence the Marine Corps has been in action against the Nation’s foes. From the Battle of Trenton to the Argonne, Marines have won foremost honors in war, and in the long eras of tranquility at home, generation after generation of Marines have grown gray in war in both hemispheres and in every corner of the seven seas, that our country and its citizens might enjoy peace and security.

(3) In every battle and skirmish since the birth of our Corps, Marines have acquitted themselves with the greatest distinction, winning new honors on each occasion until the term “Marine” has come to signify all that is highest in military efficiency and soldierly virtue.

(4) This high name of distinction and soldierly repute we who are Marines today have received from those who have preceded us in the Corps. With it we have also received from them the eternal spirit which has animated our Corps from generation to generation and has been the distinguishing mark of the Marines in every age. So long as that spirit continues to flourish Marines will be found equal to every emergency in the future as they have been in the past, and the men of our Nation will regard us as worthy successors to the long line of illustrious men who have served as “Soldiers of the Sea” since the founding of the Corps.

Happy birthday, Marines!


November 2, 2005

Casey breezes through USMC marathon

casey.jpg
Cpl. Casey Owens, Superstud.

As anyone who listens to Edd Hendee knows, Marine Cpl. Casey Owens is near and dear to the KSEV, Lone Star Times and Mattsapundit families. For those of you who don’t know, the man — a Houstonian — is a living miracle. After 9/11, he left college to join the Marine Corps. Last fall, while on a mission to rescue a wounded comrade, Casey’s Humvee hit a mine, peppering the young Marine with shrapnel, breaking his jaw and collarbone and shattering both legs, which later had to be amputated.

Since then, the guy’s been a nonstop dynamo. Over the weekend, he ran a marathon in just over two and a half hours.

With his freakin’ HANDS:

Casey Owens completed his first marathon yesterday, which is always a tremendous accomplishment. But it was especially so for Owens, who just over a year ago was injured in an antitank mine explosion in Iraq. As he crossed the Marine Corps Marathon finish line, the 24-year-old Marine corporal from Houston was mobbed by well-wishers, including Marine Commandant Michael Hagee.

“It went great,” Owens said. “It was a lot more fun than I thought it would be, a lot more enjoyable. I couldn’t imagine a better marathon.”

Owens was the first Marine in a wheelchair to cross the finish line. Because he forgot to wear his timing chip, he did not receive an official time; however, he estimated that he finished in 2 hours 32 minutes. Not bad for a guy who hadn’t used a handcrank chair until a month ago.

“Pushing myself around in a wheelchair that was my training, and being a Marine,” said Owens, who had his left leg amputated below his knee and his right leg amputated above his knee.

What’s next for Casey? Well, apparently he’s feeling pretty good about his prosthetic legs:

Owens, who has been rehabilitating at Walter Reed Military Hospital the past year, started walking about a month ago. He would like to run the marathon next year.

Is this guy human? Does anything faze him? Aha! He has a complaint about the race!

“It wasn’t as hard as I thought it would be,” Owens said. “It was too short. I got to Mile 20 and was like it’s going to be over too soon.”

WOW. It wouldn’t suprise me if he tapdances blindfolded through next year’s race while juggling Dumpsters.

Casey, congratulations from Mattsapundit. You represent the very pinnacle of fortitude, persistence and cojones. You’re a credit to your city, country and Corps, and we’re all proud of you.


October 19, 2005

WWII airman found frozen at icy crash site

There’s a great line in “Top Gun” when Goose talks about Iceman:

It’s the way he flies. Ice cold, no mistakes. 

Well, this iceman made at least one mistake:

It was a plane crash back in 1942 that wasn’t discovered until 1947. Now, hikers made a frozen discovery in connection with a World War II plane crash. Hikers found the frozen body of an airman while scaling Mount Mendel Glacier in the Sequoia National Park. Now, the military is working to find out who this airman is and whether he was ever reported missing. 

It’s believed the airman has been frozen in the glacier for decades until a pair of climbers got much more than ever imagined on a hike.

Time to open up those cold case files.

UPDATE: Protein Wisdom covers this story with typical Protein Wisdom brilliance:

Which, now that I think about it, this reminds me of a time back in ‘91 or ‘92 when the same kind of thing happened to me—only, y’know, instead of a dead airman frozen in glacial ice found 13000 up on Mount Mendel, it was some fat guy passed out under the table at Friday’s from one too many shots of Sambuca whom I happened to find when I tried to slide my foot up Heather Cornbleuth’s sarong, only to wind up with my big toe jammed in the drunk bastard’s terribly dry mouth.

That’s just disgusting. Sambuca, I mean.


August 3, 2005

Guard fighters leave Ellington Field for Iraq

A few weeks ago, our beloved hometown rag said the Texas Air National Guard’s F-16 fighter jets at Ellington Field are all but useless in the War on Terror:

However, the F-16 fighters of the Texas Air National Guard stationed at Ellington Field would seem to have limited utility in deterring or attacking today’s terrorists.

Shockingly, the Pentagon disagrees with the Chronicle’s editorial board. You see, the 147th Fighter Wing is on its way to Iraq for some good old-fashioned bad-guy killin’:

Ellington Field was the scene of tears, hugs and American flags Tuesday night as several hundred personnel from the 147th Fighter Wing of the Texas Air National Guard shipped out for Iraq.The mission, at a time when the Pentagon is considering retiring all of the wing’s F-16s, is to provide air support for ground troops. Personnel and pilots are expected to remain in Iraq until the early fall.

Also, for some odd reason, this story is filed in the Chron’s sports directory.


Sponsors: Renegade Motorhomes - Credit Card Consolidation - Debt Consolidation - Credit Consolidation