August 14, 2006

Dhimmitude hits UK post office

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Might be ‘offensive’ to 7th-century Islamofascist savages.

This is bullshit:

A five-year-old girl’s passport application was rejected because her photograph showed her bare shoulders.

Hannah Edwards’s mother, Jane, was told that the exposed skin might be considered offensive in a Muslim country.

This is the real threat from Muslim extremists. I’m not really worried that they’ll conquer the free world by force and chop off our leaders’ heads. Instead, they’ll capitalize on our fear of offending anyone, back that up with subtle threats at violence, and gradually erode our liberties in the name of “sensitivity.”

Screw that. Got any bare-shoulder pics? Send ‘em my way, and I’ll put up a montage here and at Lone Star Times.

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Angelina sez: “Up yours, savages!”


June 8, 2006

I’m Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle

Props to Allah at Hot Air for this one:


May 2, 2006

Semi-literate terror sympathizer weighs in

Back in February, I posted the infamous Mohammed cartoons. Well, that didn’t sit too well with some folks. The following comment just arrived in the Mattsapundit Central Receiving Depot from a Houston-based commenterr called “TheMuslimBro”:

You narrow minded fools have no repect for beauty. I must say, what my brothers are doing is wrong, but they have their reasons. Only those with an I.Q. above 60 would understand that it hurts, and just because some mulsims are terrorists, doesn’t mean all are. And about the literacy thing, life whil you can retard, I own a 1,000,000+ house in American, and we’re taking your jobs. Pray to Allah for forgiveness, and he will surely forgive you.

Okay, I’d better tackle this one one point at a time. Here goes:

You narrow minded fools have no repect for beauty.

Bro, my culture doesn’t destroy ancient religious artworks, cover every trace of femininity, or threaten actors for making TV movies.

I must say, what my brothers are doing is wrong, but they have their reasons.

So? Merely having a motive doesn’t justify anything. Like Pat Green says, we’ve all got our reasons.

Only those with an I.Q. above 60 would understand that it hurts

What hurts?

and just because some mulsims are terrorists, doesn’t mean all are.

I never said they are.

And about the literacy thing, life whil you can retard,

I assume you mean “laugh while you can.” I assure you, I’m laughing my ass off.

I own a 1,000,000+ house in American, and we’re taking your jobs.

Bro, you’ll never make those mortgage payments if you take my job.

Pray to Allah for forgiveness, and he will surely forgive you.

I suppose. But my beef isn’t with Allah. It’s with some of his more whacked-out followers:


April 12, 2006

It’s funny because it’s true


February 4, 2006

By order of the prophet, we ban that boogie sound

Ladies and gentlemen, the image of Mohammed:

These drawings have set off flag-burning riots, attacks on diplomatic posts, and gunfire around the world.

So, it’s time for an open letter to the Muslim world:

Dear Muslim World,We thought you’d appreciate the cartoons, since your society’s literacy rate lags ours by about 35 percentage points. Should we use smoke signals to communicate?

In conclusion, knock it off.

Love,
Civilization


February 3, 2006

Courtesy of the Religion of Peace

Free speech, Islamofascist-style:


The 80s called, and they want their jacket back.

So what was the “slander?” Daring to suggest that Islam is angry and violent. Gee, where would we get that idea?

By the way, that photo wasn’t taken on some rock-strewn street in Jalalabad. It was in London.


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