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This weekend I headed up to Austin for Wes’ birthday and a Halloween party. The following things happened, in no particular order:

• A guy tried to sell me ecstasy,
• Then he stole my malt liquor from the fridge.
• Captain Morgan and I talked about Notre Dame football.
• I was forced to wear a halter top.
• We discovered the nicest Dairy Queen in the world.
• Supergirl fondled my chest angrily.
• We convinced Wes to leave his tomahawk in the car.
• Bobby farted at least every 15 minutes for 6 hours.
• We ate “love butter” at the Magnolia Cafe.

Good times.

Matt Bramanti | October 30, 2006 at 11:18 am
Posted to Out and About, Holidays, Personal

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Today is Labor Day, a day when Americans celebrate the contributions of organized labor, which include the following:

• Globally uncompetitive automobiles,
• Weekly airline bankruptcies,
• Unionized millionaire baseball players, and
• the Democratic Party.

Thanks, Commies. I’m spending this Labor Day by laboring.

Matt Bramanti | September 4, 2006 at 3:01 pm
Posted to National, Business, Holidays

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To date, well over a million American soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines have died in this nation’s wars, from Valley Forge to Fallujah.

To those men and women and their families, thank you for your sacrifice. As we celebrate Memorial Day, may we rededicate ourselves to honor your memories, pray for your souls and carry on your mission.

Matt Bramanti | May 29, 2006 at 12:01 am
Posted to Holidays, Military

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In the tradtion of my Gaelic forbears, I have been celebrating the Saint’s life since yesterday afternoon. Video clips — brought to you by the good people at Google Video — will be posted soon.

Until then, happy St. Patrick’s Day, lads!

Matt Bramanti | March 18, 2006 at 6:50 pm
Posted to Out and About, Food & Drink, Friends, Holidays, Religion, Personal

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Merry Christmas, y’all!

It was a pretty good take this year. My folks got me new floors for my kitchen and bathrooms, so that’s pretty sweet. I also snagged a blender and some cash. Hells yeah.

Matt Bramanti | December 25, 2005 at 3:14 pm
Posted to Holidays

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