November 15, 2006

Animated favicons? Ooh.

Hey, this is pretty cool.

You can have animated favicons in Firefox! The icons for each site on the Firefox tabs are animated and when you bookmark them, the bookmark icon is animated too. A quick peek at the HTML of a page with animated favicons shows they simply have a 16×16 animated gif and point the page to that as their favicon with this:

link xhref=”images/favico.gif” TYPE=”image/gif” REL=”icon”

That can be pretty slick, if it’s done well. I’ll have to add one. Need to add transparency, too.


August 25, 2006

Rally, sons of Notre Dame…

It’s just about time for football season, folks. Here’s the schedule for the 2006 campaign:

  • 9/2 – At Georgia Tech
  • 9/9 – Penn State
  • 9/16 – Michigan
  • 9/23 – at Michigan State
  • 9/30 – Purdue
  • 10/7 – Stanford
  • 10/21 – UCLA
  • 10/28 – at Navy
  • 11/4 – North Carolina
  • 11/11 – at Air Force
  • 11/18 – Army
  • 11/25 – at USC

Here are some excellent resources for following the Irish.

By the way, here’s the Notre Dame Victory March as performed by the Dixieland Ramblers. Very New Orleans sounding, but without the gunfire and failed welfare state.


August 6, 2006

World continues to agree: I rule

Last time I checked (in April), the following countries had experienced the unbridled joy that is my blog:

world map

That distinguished list just got a bit longer. Here’s the current MattMap:

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The most significant gains were in poor, less-developed regions, like South America, sub-Saharan Africa, Eastern Europe and Detroit. Readership in Scandinavia and the Middle East grew nicely as well.

The inevitable spread continues…


June 28, 2006

Laurence launches intervention on Chris Baker

Local afternoon talk host Chris Baker (740 KTRH) is a funny guy, and a pretty good talk show host. The guy understands the potential in blogging, but Laurence is right about Chris’ blog:

Then the other day Ken Charles is all a flutter, interrupting Chris on his show over something new…

  • A photo gallery?
  • A studiocam?
  • Moderated comments?
  • RSS feeds?
  • A decent picture of Chris?
  • Permalinks for individual posts?
  • Moderated forums for listener discussions when the show isn’t on?

Hell no. It’s “Instant messaging” he gasps and I look at it.

It’s just an email form. Not exactly “Instant messaging” by any stretch of the imagination. In fact, it’s faster for me just to thumb in a message from Ziggy3 than jump through those hoops.

There’s so much that needs to be done, and this is a priority?

Take a look for yourself. His blog has some major problems with it. Some are aesthetic and some are functional, but they all scream “amateur.”

  • Broken and incorrect links (several point to the site’s admin area)
  • No blockquotes
  • No permalinks
  • No comments
  • No feeds
  • Inconsistent text formatting
  • Sloppy layout

Basically, the site doesn’t work very well, and it’s uglier than a shit sandwich on a stick in the rain.
I’m not saying this to rip on Baker, but to prod KTRH and Ken Charles to action. The blog has so much potential. Stories could develop across Houston media — radio, TV, print, Internet. Listeners could become blog readers. Link love could proliferate, and the “50,000-Watt Think Tank” could be at the center of it all.

But that’s not going to happen as long as the site looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.

Chris, Ken, get on the stick and fix that blog!


June 7, 2006

Die, spammers!

Regular readers of Mattsapundit will notice that this blog is devoid of comment spam. No Viagra from Canada, no midget porn, no 1% mortgages, none of that crap.

But scroll all the way down to the bottom of the page, and you’ll see that I’ve had more than 1,300 attempted spam attacks, all of them rebuffed without incident. This is because I use Spam Karma 2, an excellent anti-spam program.

The way it works is this: as comments come in, they’re automatically put through a series of filters, each of which can be configured for strictness. Each filter looks for a specific trait common to automatically-generated comments. One looks for comments generated too rapidly, one checks comments against an IP blacklist of known spammers, another checks for an unusually high number of links, while yet another checks for comments on older posts. There are 10 filters in total.

Each filter assigns the comment a karma value based on its performance. This value is cumulative as the comment makes its way through the chain. Suspicious comments tend to have more than one spam-like attribute, so the negative karma builds up. At a certain point, determined by a very high negative karma value, the comment is obviously spam and it’s automagically discarded. Buh-bye, scumbags.

Conversely, real, human-generated comments get good karma. They might have one or two suspicious attributes (originating from a browser that doesn’t support JavaScript, for instance), but they’ll pass the other filters and get posted without a hitch.

The software works almost perfectly. No spam gets through. I haven’t had a single spam comment since I’ve been using Spam Karma 2. That’s pretty impressive, considering I’m just using the default settings. Even better, it’s given no false positives to date. Every once in a while, the software isn’t quite sure whether a comment is spam, and it holds it in moderation for me to approve or deny manually, but that’s only happened maybe three times.

All in all, it’s a nearly perfect anti-spam measure. If you use WordPress, check it out.


May 15, 2006

Borracho con el presidente

The president will outline his horrible, poorly-thought-out immigration policy this evening, and I’m gonna need a drink or nine. With that in mind, I give you the Open Border Drinking Game!

Directions:
For each time the president mentions the following words or phrases do the following…

- Welcome- Salt Glasses
- Welcoming Society- Swig from “XX” Drink!
- Jobs Americans won’t do- down one “XX” Drink!
- Nation of immigrants- Tequila shots Drink!
- Family values don’t stop at the Rio Grande- Drink, Si?
- Good-hearted people- Bottle of “XX” Drink!
- Path to citizenship- Beer bongs! Drink!
- Vicente Fox- Beer bong! One “XX” Drink, Si?
- The distinguished senator from Massachusetts- Chew tequila worm, Swallow!
- This is not amnesty- Naked pyramid,… tequila, chug!

I’ll watch the speech tonight and report back tomorrow morning at some point. Buena suerte, gringos!


May 11, 2006

UPDATE: Mattsapundit welcomes new staffer

(UPDATED with new pictures, 11:22 a.m. on 5/15/06)

Please join me in welcoming the newest member to the Mattsapundit team.

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Barry Tapwater, Mattsapundit Fishbowl Bureau Chief

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The Mattsapundit Fishbowl Bureau: One gallon of top-notch content.

His name is Barry Tapwater, and he’s a Betta fish. Barry was hired at Petco after a brief interview process. His areas of expertise include kicking the shit out of other fish, and bubbles.

For now, Barry will be retained in a purely advisory role in the Mattsapundit Fishbowl Bureau; he will not be blogging, as his species has neither thumbs nor higher brain function.

Welcome aboard, Barry!


May 4, 2006

Mattsapundit by the numbers

I was looking over my blog’s stats today, and I was blown away by the sheer volume of numbers involved. In the 489 days I’ve maintained Mattsapundit, here’s what my readers and I have generated:

  • 768 posts (1.6/day) in 43 categories
  • 298 comments (0.6/day) from 78 commenters

Here are some stats on my traffic since I’ve been on WordPress (80 days):

  • 4,323 unique visitors (54 visitors/day)
  • 8,622 visits (108 visits/day, 2 visits/visitor/day)
  • 78,567 pages served (982 pages/day, 9 pages/visit)
  • 1.53 GB of data served (19.6 MB/day, 186 KB/visit)

And here are the records:

Most popular time for viewing Mattsapundit is 4:00-5:00 p.m., and the least popular is 1:00-2:00 a.m. The highest-traffic day of the week is Tuesday, and the slowest day is Sunday.

The top referring sites are Lone Star Times, the old Mattsapundit and blogHOUSTON.

The vast majority of readers are in the United States, which I expected. The second most common country is the Netherlands for some reason. I have no idea why. Canada rounds out the top 3.

Windows XP is the most common operating system of Mattsapundit readers, followed by Mac OS X and Linux. Internet Explorer (yuck) is the leading browser, followed closely by Firefox, with Safari in a distant third.

Google is by far the most popular search engine, garnering 89.3% of the searches that end up here. Yahoo and MSN are both in the single digits.

Speaking of search engines, here’s the fun part — the most common search phrases people use to find Mattsapundit. Here are the top 10:

  1. soul glo
  2. wetback mountain
  3. houston roller derby
  4. soul glo video
  5. soul glo audio
  6. mattsapundit
  7. just let your soul glo
  8. carlos mencia wetback mountain
  9. russ sartain
  10. carlos mencias wetback mountain

As a highly trained statistics professional, allow me to make a hypothesis. Y’all really like Coming to America. Good crowd. Along with the popular search phrases, though, there are a lot of bizarre ones. Here are a few:

  • beat you like a redheaded stepchild movies
  • alexander euthanize oliver stone
  • bizarre hooker september holidays
  • transgendered razor bumps african american
  • dried feces on pizza

I’ve asked this before and I’m sure I’ll ask it again: What the hell is the matter with you people?


April 28, 2006

Hackers cripple major conservative blogs

So much for the marketplace of ideas. This morning, web hosting company Hosting Matters was struck with a major denial-of-service attack, knocking several high-profile conservative blogs offline.

In the past, Hosting Matters has demonstrated its ability to prevent and respond to DoS attacks. Accordingly, it’s become home to a large concentration of right-thinking, high-traffic blogs, including our beloved Lone Star Times.
My RSS reader is spattered with red text, indicating sites that are unavailable. Here’s a list:

It looks like these attacks are the work of overseas hackers. So says Hosting Matters:

Well, we know who the target is, and we know where the likely source of the attack originates…and I sincerely doubt that country’s leadership has the least bit of concern for extraditing over something like this.

Michelle Malkin has more.

UPDATE (11:35 a.m.): The sites are back up. According to the Hosting Matters support forums, it looks like the attack originated from Saudi Arabia. HM personnel won’t release the name of the site targeted by the Islamofascist hackers, but Michelle says it’s Aaron’s CC, which is still down.

UPDATE (11:52 a.m.): Here’s my response at LST.


April 14, 2006

World agrees: I rule

I was poring over the server logs the other day, and was pleasantly surprised to see the number of hits Mattsapundit gets from abroad. So I threw ‘em on a map:

world map
The most claring hole, of course, is sub-Saharan Africa. Maybe that $100 laptop isn’t such a dumbass idea after all.

Wait, yeah it is.


March 31, 2006

Mattsapundit gets even better

My eagle-eyed readers will notice several new buttons at the bottom of each post. What the hell are they? I’ll tell ya.

linkThe post’s permalink.

printer A printer-friendly version of the post, suitable for framing.

email_link A form allowing you to email the post.

comment The post’s comments.

feed The RSS 2.0 feed for the post’s comments.

Possibly coming soon: buttons for converting a post to PDF and sending a link via AOL Instant Messenger.


March 27, 2006

Mattsapundit now on Wordpress 2.0.2

I just got done upgrading to Wordpress 2.0.2, which has some security fixes. Kinda nerve-wracking, since I had to delete the whole blog and upload it again, but it seems to be working just fine.

Leave a comment if you notice anything screwy.

UPDATE (5:45 p.m.): Spoke too soon. The following features are broken:

  • The “Print” link, which gives you a printer-friendly version of each post. Fixed.
  • The “Email” link, which allows you to email the post to a friend. Fixed, but it’s ugly.
  • The blogroll, with the exception of the “Houston” category. That’s weird. Fixed.

I’ll get crackin’ on those tomorrow morning.


I am a happy man

I need an excuse to try out the apparently-excellent Flickr Photo Album plugin, so here goes. When I finally get around to publishing my autobiography, I think I’ll put this photo on the cover:

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St. Patrick’s Day was fun.


March 13, 2006

Fraudsters close up shop

In July of 2005, I hired Rachel Doyle of Web-Divas to redesign my blog, which at that time was being hosted on Blogger. She came highly recommended by Ree-C, of Rightmom and Lone Star Times fame. Stupidly, I paid about $160 bucks, all in advance. You can guess what happened next: weeks and then months rolled by with little apparent progress. More than a dozen polite, but increasingly frustrated, emails and telephone calls went unreturned.

She ripped me off.

Today, I happened across this little gem on the Web-Divas site:

Web-Divas is closing its doors after almost 3 years. We are thankful for each and every Client who made us what we became. At this time the health and well-being of our families needs to come first. We just want to say thank you for everything!

Love Rachel & Cherry

Good riddance, scumbag.


February 28, 2006

‘Email this post’ function now working, sort of

I installed the WP-Email plugin this morning, which puts a handy-dandy “Email” link at the bottom of each post, allowing you to send my posts the the few poor souls who might not have seen them. A couple test runs show that it works just fine.

Here’s the problem, though: When you click on it, you’re treated to a very, VERY ugly rendition of the post. I’ve tried to dig through the template to find out why it comes out so damn ugly, and I can’t make heads or tails of it. I’d appreciate it if someone with experience in PHP and CSS could help me figure this out.

UPDATE (3:00 p.m.): Thanks to niziol in the WordPress support forums for helping me out. Works like a charm now.


February 22, 2006

New features at Mattsapundit

At the Mattsapundit Research & Development Directorate, scores of underpaid Indian engineers have been coding day at night, and they’ve come up with a few technical improvements around here.

  • The “What I’m Reading” and “What I’m Watching” features in the sidebar allow you, the enraptured reader, to learn and emulate my preferences in literature and film. Click on the book or movie title to be taken to Amazon.com, where you can buy the item, thereby funneling money into the Mattsapundit Beer Acquisition Fund.
  • The “Print” link now at the bottom of each post brings up a clean, printer-friendly copy of that post, perfect for Xeroxing 500 times and stapling to telephone poles all over town.
  • The new categorized blogroll lists my favorite spots from all around the blogosphere.
  • I’ve also installed plugins under the hood to allow me to manually order links/categories, generate Google Sitemaps, backup the database, mass edit comments, weed out spamming scumbags and other cool things that you don’t get to see.

Coming upgrades include:

  • An “email this post” link after every post.
  • A better title image.
  • A slick image uploading/resizing/posting mechanism.

Stay tuned, folks…


February 13, 2006

Hasta la vista, Blogger

Mattsapundit now has a new home right here.

The new blog has all sorts of changes. Obviously, my own domain, hosted by the good people at BlueHost. The new blog is also running WordPress, which means I can have niceties like trackback, categories, Technorati tags, multiple themes and all sorts of other goodies.

Tonight I’ll try to find a better theme than this one, and start the fun and adventure of screwing with plugins. Gonna be drinking a lot of coffee tonight…


December 21, 2005

Taking Performancing out for a spin

I’m composing this post via Performancing, a FireFox extension that allows the user to post straight from a window that slides up from the bottom of Firefox. It looks to be compatible with Blogger, TypePad, LiveJournal, Movable Type, all the biggies.It looks pretty slick, and has all the standard WYSIWYG buttons, so I can do stuff like bold, italics, underlining, text color, different font sizes, blockquotes, and links.

The only thing I’d add is a broader selection of buttons. Give me things like strikethrough and table creation.


November 3, 2005

House votes to regulate Internet speech

Remember that pesky First Amendment? It’s understandable if you’ve forgotten. Here’s my favorite part:

Congress shall make no law…abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press

Unfortunately, annoying little things like the Constitution didn’t stop the House from…well, making a law abridging the freedom of speech:

The House voted 225-182 for a bill that would have excluded blogs, e-mails and other Internet communications from regulation by the Federal Election Commission. That was 47 votes short of the two-thirds majority needed under a procedure that limited debate time and allowed no amendments.The vote in effect clears the way for the FEC to move ahead with court-mandated rule-making to govern political speech and campaign spending on the Internet.

At least we’ve got a Texan on our side — Rep. Jeb Hensarling, who represents part of the D-FW metroplex:

“The newest battlefield in the fight to protect the First Amendment is the Internet,” he said. “The Internet is the new town square, and campaign finance regulations are not appropriate there.”Without his legislation, Hensarling said, “I fear that bloggers one day could be fined for improperly linking to a campaign Web site, or merely forwarding a candidate’s press release to an e-mail list.”

The bill is HR 1601. Make sure to include that bill number on your placards when you descend on Washington in a marauding horn. Also, the phrase “Keep your filthy hooves off Mattsapundit” would be good. Make sure the cameras see it.


October 28, 2005

Speaker of the House starts blog

After being stunned and impressed with the journalistic quality and unimpeachable integrity of Lone Star Times, the Speaker of the House of Representatives decided to take a shot at this whole blogging thing:

This is Denny Hastert and welcome to my blog. This is new to me. I can’t say I’m much of a techie.

You’re kidding. Hastert goes on to attack those EEEVIL oil companies who dare to charge us $2.55 for an explosive product that’s extracted from a two-mile-deep hole in a politically unstable country, shipped halfway around the world, taxed exorbitantly and run through a heavily regulated billion-dollar refinery:

Speaking of the Hurricane season, renewed attention has been brought to the way we refine gasoline in this country. Today, energy companies started reporting their 3rd quarter earnings, and while Americans paying were record prices at the pump, energy companies were making record profits.

This is America. And Republicans don’t believe in punishing success.

You know what’s coming next. The “But…” Monkey:

But what are these oil companies doing to bring down the cost of oil and natural gas?

Hastert, you’re a Republican. Try rewording that statement with other commodities.

  • “But what are these farmers doing to bring down the cost of sugar?”
  • “But what are these lumber mills doing to bring down the cost of two-by-fours?”
  • “But what are these gold miners doing to bring down the cost of gold?”

The speaker ends by threatening promising to send us more pearls of wisdom:

I’m going to keep updating this from time to time. It’s not that bad.

Trust me, Denny, it was a lot worse from this end.


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