October 31, 2006

Kerry: Stay in school or ‘get stuck in Iraq’

Sen. John Kerry (D-Mass.) is a disgusting, wretched scumbag:

I guess my brother Tommy, a cavalry officer and Notre Dame graduate, really should have stayed in school. Maybe he could have made something of himself.


October 30, 2006

What a weekend

This weekend I headed up to Austin for Wes’ birthday and a Halloween party. The following things happened, in no particular order:

  • A guy tried to sell me ecstasy,
  • Then he stole my malt liquor from the fridge.
  • Captain Morgan and I talked about Notre Dame football.
  • I was forced to wear a halter top.
  • We discovered the nicest Dairy Queen in the world.
  • Supergirl fondled my chest angrily.
  • We convinced Wes to leave his tomahawk in the car.
  • Bobby farted at least every 15 minutes for 6 hours.
  • We ate “love butter” at the Magnolia Cafe.

Good times.


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