‘We got the panty-droppers!’
I was coming out of the 11th Street Border Stop — a combination gas station, convenience store, check-cashing place and taqueria near MattCo Headquarters — when I was approached by a young, smiling guy carrying a laminated list. Here’s how the conversation went down:
Guy: “Hey man, what kind of cologne you wear?”
Me: “I don’t.”
Guy: “Nothing? Well, today’s the day to start!”
Me: “Nah, that’s okay.”
Guy: “Come on, man, it’s Friday and we got the panty-droppers!”
Me: (laughing and getting into my car) “Sorry, dude, not interested.”
Guy: “Put this on, you’ll wake up tomorrow with 15 kids and child support, it’s that good.”
Heh. That made my day.
Is that near the 11th street cafe? I used to eat breakfast there about once a month. Not for about a year, though.
The name of the cologne was eau de xtasy for women, and Biagra for Men was for the masculine user.
What about sex panther….
living in the 70’s