Dan Patrick had a chance to do a nice fusion web/radio thing and blew it out the ass.

Now, Chris Baker and Michael Berry could be leading the charge for Clear channel (they’re both big blog READERS, and big blog readers often turn into bloggers) doing the web/radio fusion thing… but no, Clear Channel insists on doing it the Corporate Clear Channel way. It’s really unfortunate, given the bloggers who have offered to help ‘em out.

If that’s going to continue in the present form, then close up shop I say. The present dysfunctional mess is worse than Patrick’s obsession with dog photos and the wet runs. At least Patrick had a functional blogging platform!

All he needs to do is link to the real blogs, as they do the heavy lifting, and fend off the groupie skanks who relentlessly hit on him after his Geraldo-like cosmetic touch-up.