Meet Diane
Most of my readers haven’t had the pleasure of meeting my girlfriend Diane (aka “RedZilla”), and I’m sure some of them think she’s a figment of my imagination. Well she’s not, dammit; she’s real! Here she is:

At Mardi Gras in New Orleans. She’s the one in red.

Showing off her new haircut.

At the boardwalk in Kemah.

At my office.

At the beach in Galveston.

King Kong vs. RedZilla

At the zoo.

At The Redhead Piano Bar in Chicago
So there you have it, folks. She’s real. Now quit hassling me about it.


Matt,you have overachieved…. treat her well. Redheads are always fun….
How much did you pay that woman to take those pictures with you?
I’m sure it had to be a lot!
Playing to the blogosphere…
When Mayor Bill White wants help selling a plan to blanket Houston with citywide wireless Internet access, who does he call? Why, local bloggers, of course. Actually, the mayor — or a consulting firm, in this case — e-mails ‘em…….
Remember Nikon D-50. Say it over again and again. Roll it aorund in your mouth and savor the flavor, Nikon D-50.
Major upgrade in company ya got there. Glad to see it.
You know, I have seen that “Matt-in-a tux-with-RedZilla” pic somewhere before.
Anyway, take good care of her. She deserves it…
Ahh, just where were you in the zoo when that photo was taken?
No doubt you were lamenting the recent loss of Marci.
So when are you bringing her to a BrewHaHa, huh? What… are you embarassed about us lowlife LST commenter hoi polloi? Hey, we can be civilized (when we have to be). I promise, Matt, we won’t tell her about the time you…
Can she match you, drinking a long-neck while doing a handstand?
Let’s hear it for Photoshop and MySpace pictures!