UPDATE: Mattsapundit welcomes new staffer
Posted By Matt Bramanti On 11th May 2006 @ 14:59 In Friends, Blogging, Personal, Home | 7 Comments
(UPDATED with new pictures, 11:22 a.m. on 5/15/06)
Please join me in welcoming the newest member to the Mattsapundit team.
Barry Tapwater, Mattsapundit Fishbowl Bureau Chief
The Mattsapundit Fishbowl Bureau: One gallon of top-notch content.
His name is Barry Tapwater, and he’s a [1] Betta fish. Barry was hired at [2] Petco after a brief interview process. His areas of expertise include [3] kicking the shit out of other fish, and [4] bubbles.
For now, Barry will be retained in a purely advisory role in the Mattsapundit Fishbowl Bureau; he will not be blogging, as his species has neither thumbs nor higher brain function.
Welcome aboard, Barry!
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URLs in this post:
[1] Betta fish: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siamese_Fighting_Fish
[2] Petco: http://www.petco.com/Content/HomePage.aspx?PC=home&Nav=1&=
[3] kicking the shit out of other fish: http://webhome.idirect.com/~boweevil/Thaifishfighting.html
[4] bubbles: http://www.bettatalk.com/answer81.htm
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