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Up yours, Doc!

Posted By Matt Bramanti On 10th May 2006 @ 10:26 In Out and About, Personal, Travel | 4 Comments

I really, really like Kevin Whited. He’s a brilliant guy, a hell of a [1] local blogger, and he knows [2] cool places to drink and listen to [3] 80s covers.

That’s why I was so disappointed when he cast a voodoo curse on me.

You see, Dr. Whited is a Continental Airlines partisan, whereas I always fly [4] The Company Plane™. We recently [5] exchanged comments, in which I detailed Southwest’s total and utter dominance over its tectonic counterpart. In a desperate attempt to redeem his crappy carrier, the good (witch) doctor conjured up some unholy tardiness hex against my beloved Southwest. I’ve flown four times since his demonic incantations, and every one of those flights has been late.

And so, Kevin, until karma evens out this little disturbance, may your [6] stewardesses be surly and your [7] luggage bound for Ouagodougou.

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URLs in this post:
[1] local blogger: http://www.bloghouston.net
[2] cool places: http://houston.citysearch.com/profile/11355245/
[3] 80s covers: http://www.theringwalds.com/
[4] The Company Plane™: http://www.southwest.com/about_swa/airborne.html
[5] exchanged comments: http://www.mattsapundit.com/2006/03/28/flying-the-company-plane-gratis/#comments
[6] stewardesses be surly: http://www.iwf.org/inkwell/default.asp?archiveID=1384
[7] luggage bound for Ouagodougou: http://blogs.usatoday.com/sky/2006/02/airlines_lost_1.html

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