April 28, 2006

Hackers cripple major conservative blogs

So much for the marketplace of ideas. This morning, web hosting company Hosting Matters was struck with a major denial-of-service attack, knocking several high-profile conservative blogs offline.

In the past, Hosting Matters has demonstrated its ability to prevent and respond to DoS attacks. Accordingly, it’s become home to a large concentration of right-thinking, high-traffic blogs, including our beloved Lone Star Times.
My RSS reader is spattered with red text, indicating sites that are unavailable. Here’s a list:

It looks like these attacks are the work of overseas hackers. So says Hosting Matters:

Well, we know who the target is, and we know where the likely source of the attack originates…and I sincerely doubt that country’s leadership has the least bit of concern for extraditing over something like this.

Michelle Malkin has more.

UPDATE (11:35 a.m.): The sites are back up. According to the Hosting Matters support forums, it looks like the attack originated from Saudi Arabia. HM personnel won’t release the name of the site targeted by the Islamofascist hackers, but Michelle says it’s Aaron’s CC, which is still down.

UPDATE (11:52 a.m.): Here’s my response at LST.


April 27, 2006

Ha

A priest and a rabbi are having lunch, and the rabbi asks the priest if he could be promoted. Priest says “Yes, I could be elevated to bishop.”

Rabbi says, “Then what?”

Priest says, “Well, the Holy Father could make me a cardinal.”

Rabbi says, “Then what?”

Priest says, “I suppose I could be elected Pope.”

Rabbi says, “Then what?”

Priest says, “That’s as high as it goes. It’s not like I could get promoted to Messiah.”

Rabbi says, “One of our boys made it.”


April 25, 2006

Facebook launches mobile service

Facebook, the social networking site beloved by college students everywhere, is now mobile. Users can interact with the site, post messages and “poke” other users via SMS text messages.

Sending Facebook messages via cell phone, to me, isn’t that great. Why not just text-message the person directly? No, the real benefit is that the new service effectively puts all the contact information for your social circle online. With just a text message, you can look anyone up.

It’s funny, but as mobile devices and services get more and more powerful, they act more and more like dumb terminals.


Press-release reporting, Austin-bureau style

A security breach has compromised the personal information of students of the McCombs School of Business at the University of Texas, according to a press release from the school.

The press release recounts a previous security breach:

A similar security breach took place in 2003. Former student Christopher Phillips was found guilty of accessing protected computers without authorization and possession of stolen Social Security numbers.

Interestingly, Janet Elliott’s reporting for the Chronicle’s Austin bureau also recounts the previous incident:

A similar security breach took place in 2003. Former student Christopher Phillips was found guilty of accessing protected computers without authorization and possession of stolen Social Security numbers.

That looks strikingly similar. Maybe the newspaper should have just posted the press release?

BLOGVERSATION: blogHOUSTON, Lone Star Times


April 23, 2006

42 percent? Bullshit.

I was up at Notre Dame this weekend, where I saw the following flyer in Lewis Hall:

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The statistic wasn’t attributed to any source — how could it be? The very definition of the statistic makes it unknowable. Whoever wrote that statistic just made it up.

Rape statistics are often inflated in order to add urgency to the situation — particularly on college campuses. Unfortunately, this kind of ploy is destined to backfire if people do their homework.

Yes, rape is awful. Rape victims should come forward, and we should put rapists away for a long, long time. But artificially inflating the number only discredits women and may lead to a “cry wolf” situation in which legitimate rape accusations are doubted.


April 20, 2006

Carlos Mencia’s ‘Wetback Mountain’

I laughed my ass off:

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April 15, 2006

Coming soon to a mall near you

Whether it’s magic tricks, amazing athleticism, or crazy ninja stuff, it’s always fun to watch people do stuff I could never do:

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April 14, 2006

World agrees: I rule

I was poring over the server logs the other day, and was pleasantly surprised to see the number of hits Mattsapundit gets from abroad. So I threw ‘em on a map:

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The most claring hole, of course, is sub-Saharan Africa. Maybe that $100 laptop isn’t such a dumbass idea after all.

Wait, yeah it is.


April 12, 2006

The highlight of my Wednesday

From SportsPickle‘s “breaking news” ticker:

Duke lacrosse attorney: DNA shows accuser is a lying whore

Heh.


It’s funny because it’s true

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April 11, 2006

Houston Roller Derby kicks ass

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I went to the inaugural bout of the fledging Houston Roller Derby league this weekend. In a word: awesome. It was held in the ballroom of the Arabia Shrine at North Braeswood and Kirby, and I’d say there were at least 500 spectators in attendance.

It’s a bit like professional wrestling. The pageantry is hilarious. Lots of spotlights, music and drunken cheering. The names are fun, too. The teams have names like Machete Betties and Psych Ward Sirens. The players names are often take-offs of famous women (Dismae West, Elle McFierce, Ashley Juggs), goofy puns (Tex Offender, Carmen Geddit, Ivana B. Sedated) or just tough-sounding monikers (Crasher, Beverly Kills, Chewcifer).

The crowd was diverse in just about every respect. I saw men, women, little kids, old folks, clean-cut suburbanites and dudes with more piercings than fingers. Just about the broadest cross-section of Houston that you could cut. Interestingly, though, the crowd was pretty much all-white, but the best player out there (“Death by Chocolate”) was black.

Here’s how the game works. Both teams line up in a big pack. Each team has a pivot in front and three blockers behind her. In the back is each teams Jammer, the only girl who can score. The teams take off at the first whistle. At the second whistle, the Jammers race ahead and elbow their way through the pack. Once they get in front of the pack, they can lap the pack for points. A Jammer scores a point for every girl she passes. Jams last two minutes, but can be called off by the lead Jammer. Here are the rules in more detail.
Basically, this leads to a couple fast chicks maneuvering about nimbly, while other chicks try to knock the hell out of them. A good time was had by all.

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It was a pretty good turnout.

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Members of the Psych Ward Sirens warm up.

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One of the Burlesque Brawlers gets ready for action.

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The play-by-play commentary sucked ass.

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A bout in progress.

Next bout is Saturday, April 29. I’ve got a Knights of Columbus event, so hopefully it’ll be over in time for the bout. Roller Derby rules.


April 10, 2006

Beer pong

Gotta love trick shots.

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April 7, 2006

They’re everywhere

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This post is dedicated to a ubiquitous but unsung hero of modern transportation infrastructure: the raised pavement marker, or “dot.”

These markers — known in California as “Botts’ dots” after their inventor — are those ubiquitous round or square lumps used as lane markers on roadways all across the Fruited Plain. At first glance, they’re pretty simple. But this apparently simplicity belies a lot of engineering prowess.

Construction

First of all, what are they made of? Well, they come in multiple shapes, and are made of different materials. For an up-close-and-personal look at these little guys, I spoke to Ken Dinning of Professional Pavement Products in Houston, who was gracious enough to tell me everything there is to know about raised pavement markers.

City streets tend to use simple round buttons, measuring 4″ across, like this:

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It’s basically just a dome-shaped lump of fired ceramic clay, painted with nonreflective paint and then glazed. It’s 4″ in diameter and 3/4″ thick. The bottom isn’t painted, and has ridges molded into it, giving it a larger surface area for adhesion to the road, which is accomplished using a bituminous glue. (More on that later.) That’s the basic, no-frills marker.

Now we come to the real star of the show, the Class R Raised Retroreflective Pavement Marker. Avery Dennison is the largest manufacturer of Class B dots, but this model is a Glowlite 987, made by the friendly Communists at the Chongqing Universal Pavement Marker Company:

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As you can see, the construction of a Class B dot is a lot different. It’s a hard ABS plastic shell, filled with a material kinda like concrete. It measures 4″ square and weighs 8 oz. It has a trapezoidal cross-section with a reflector on at least one of the two sloped faces. The reflector, angled at 30° for maximum visibility, exhibits a property called retroreflectivity, meaning all the light shone into the reflector reflects back directly to the source of the light, not in some other direction. No matter what angle you look at the thing, you’ll see the same bright reflection.

Because this type of dot has multiple parts, the colors can be customized in all sorts of ways. The shells come in yellow, white, blue, red and green. The reflectors come in the same colors, and one dot can have two different-colored reflectors. Each color combination has a different application.

For a centerline on a two-way street, the typical dot is a yellow shell with two yellow reflectors. For a lane or shoulder marker, it’s a white shell with a white reflector. But for one-way streets, the lane markers use multiple colors. If you’re driving down a one-way street, you’ll see white reflectors. But the back side — the side you’ll see in the rear-view mirror — has a red reflector, serving as a “wrong way” warning to dumbasses.

Every so often, you’ll see a stray blue dot stuck in the middle of a lane all by its lonesome, with a blue reflector in each direction. This little guy is a silent sentinel of public safety, marking the location of a fire hydrant.

Cost

According to Ken, a typical Class B dot costs about $2 when bought in bulk. But as any Home Depot shopper will tell you, the material price is meaningless. They get you on the labor and adhesives, and the same thing is true with the dot business. The “all-in” price of a dot — including the dot itself, adhesive and installation — is about five bucks.

Installation

Now that you know what the dots are and how much they cost, it’s time to stick ‘em to the road. Highway department use either epoxy or bituminous adhesive, which is similar to roof tar. Texas uses bituminous adhesive, and the specifications for this stuff are pretty demanding. The same adhesive is used for concrete and asphalt roads, and can be applied when the temperature of the road is anywhere from 40°F to 160°F. It has to withstand 200°F temperatures without softening. Dots are not afraid of global warming.

This means you have to heat the stuff to very high temperatures in order to apply it. The adhesive comes in 50-pound and 60-pound blocks, which are fed into a machine that heats it up to around 400°F. The machine crawls along the road and squirts gobs of adhesive at the right intervals. Workers then apply the dots by hand or machine, wiping the reflector lenses with paint-thinner to remove any wayward adhesive. Dots aren’t applied over expansion joints. Florida’s specifications mandate that no more than 2 percent of the dots should come loose or misaligned in the first 45 days of traffic exposure.

Testing

Dots are subjected to a battery of tests that boggles the mind. In California, they’re tested for identification and workmanship, bond strength, glaze thickness, hardness, directional reflectance, index of yellowness, color, autoclave, strength by compressive force and water absorption.

These tests are quite thorough and quite destructive. The dots are examined, manhandled, pulled with machines, shattered with hammers, dipped in hydroflouric acid, baked in ovens, immersed in water, scuffed with steel wool and crushed with 5,000 pounds of direct force.

Only the toughest and strongest dot recruits will be permitted to stand their eternal watch in the highways and byways of the Golden State.

Use and Abuse

In addition to providing visual clues for motorists, their raised nature provides tactile and aural feedback. We’ve all drifted over the line, only to be jerked back to attentive driving by the whump-whump-whump of a sequence of dots.

However, having bumps on the road presents a problem in cold climates — snowplows routinely scrape dots right off the road. In California, standard dots are countersunk in small depressions in the road. However, this is expensive to do, and it reduces the visibility of the dots. Accordingly, manufacturers have developed “snowplowable” dots. 3M’s plowable dot looks like this:

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These dots are set in a cast-iron fitting, flush with the roadway or a bit lower. The flat edges along the sides guide a snowplow blade safety over the reflector housing, allowing a close shave every time.

Well, that’s it. Everything you could ever want to know about dots. Thanks to Ken Dinning of Professional Pavement Products for showing me around his store.

BONUS KNOWLEDGE: I learned another interesting fact about the traffic-control business. Speed bumps — “traffic calmers” in the business — are available that will slow down a car, but not an ambulance or fire truck. They’re built just narrower than the width between the tires on an emergency vehicle. Pretty cool, huh?


April 5, 2006

What a town!

I saw a peculiar thing today. At Post Oak and Memorial, there was a guy in the median with a sign, begging for money. Fine. You see that at pretty much every intersection in town. But the guy had something unusual for a beggar.

A cell phone.

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen. Houston’s economy is chugging along so well that even our bums have cell phones. The guy’s sign said he was hungry. Maybe he could call Domino’s.


April 3, 2006

James Montgomery Flagg is spinning in his grave

Over at MedBlog, the Chron‘s Leigh Hopper put out a call:

The poultry industry is already trying to spin the issue. One of my colleagues said he saw TV ads that said “Avian Influenza: It’s not in your food.”

I say it’s high time we take control of the situation and lighten it up with good bumperstickers. Can you beat these, from my editor?

Can I beat those? Please. I can beat ‘em like a redheaded stepchild. Here’s my entry:

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