Lou had a [1] post about Joe Bastardi today, and it got me thinking about [2] Johnny Dangerously, one of my favorite movies. There are a few great lines by Roman Moronie:

You fargin sneaky bastige! I gonna take-a your dwork, I gonna nail it to the wall! I gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder! I gonna cut off-a your arms, I’m gonna shove ‘em up your icehole! Dirty sum-o-num-batches! My own club!

Here’s the [3] audio for that one. And of course, Moronie’s [4] statement:

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: “You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my fargin rights. This sum-o-num-batching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes like yourselves. Thank you very much.“

Great movie.