This is fargin war
Lou had a post about Joe Bastardi today, and it got me thinking about Johnny Dangerously, one of my favorite movies. There are a few great lines by Roman Moronie:
You fargin sneaky bastige! I gonna take-a your dwork, I gonna nail it to the wall! I gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder! I gonna cut off-a your arms, I’m gonna shove ‘em up your icehole! Dirty sum-o-num-batches! My own club!
Here’s the audio for that one. And of course, Moronie’s statement:
I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: “You lousy corksuckers. You have violated my fargin rights. This sum-o-num-batching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes like yourselves. Thank you very much.“
Great movie.
That is too funny - I need to go get that movie now…
I loved that movie. I got DVR on my cable box and now I’m
trying to figure out how I’m going to watch all these
movies I recorded. I recommend DVR or Tivo only if you
have time to spare lol.
You don’t wanna crush my boils in a meat grinder. My mother crushed my boils in a meat grinder…..once!