Mattsapundit

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1. Justin
   February 2nd, 2006 | 1:12 am

   reminds me of my super-nice english professor from when I went to Lamar. Only difference is that she used a green pen, she just didn’t like grading with red for some reason.

2. Jim B.
   February 3rd, 2006 | 3:58 pm

   Holy cow. That’s a riot. Who wrote this paper, Gregg?

3. Phoenix Ravenflame
   February 3rd, 2006 | 9:21 pm

   I sent this to a friend as an example of what he should NOT do in school this year… or something to leave on his teachers’ desks so anything he does looks good in comparison.

   I had a teacher who used green ink all over my papers. She was also an unfeeling old bag. I suspect she was Vulcan and actually bled on my papers.

4. The Dude
   February 6th, 2006 | 11:31 am

   The funniest thing is the grade:

   D-

   It wasn’t quite bad enough to warrant an F.

5. Jim B.
   February 6th, 2006 | 10:42 pm

   Actually, Dude, it was entertaining (in a slightly twisted way) enough to warrant a barely passing grade, no?

6. The Dude
   February 8th, 2006 | 8:30 pm

   OK, I’ll have to admit, it did have some entertainment value as well as some, ummm, creative thought. At least it was written in English… I think.

7. Matthew Vadum
   February 12th, 2006 | 8:07 pm

   How did the guy still manage to score a grade of 61?
   I would have failed his ass, while chuckling at the essay, of course.

8. That One Guy
   October 23rd, 2006 | 3:55 pm

   He should’ve left his name. His essay is likely more well known than the best of any other college English essays. Nice that he accepted a failing grade for the good, or at least entertainment, of those that came across it in the dark recesses of the internet. Actually this essay was in an old copy of the English textbook at the college I go to. They apparently took it out of the new edition, however. Unfortunate. This dude is an inspiration.

9. The smart one
   November 16th, 2006 | 12:40 pm

   he did not recieve a passing grade just because it was funny but because there is actually trusth in there with greek molestation and the story is correct except the addition of drugs and the rapping

10. Conman
    March 30th, 2007 | 10:58 am

    Completley Hilarious and gut bustingly funny.

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