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Haikus for Centerpoint Energy

Posted By Matt Bramanti On 30th November 2005 @ 05:07 In Houston, Reviews, Humor, Business | 7 Comments

It happened [1] again
The electrons stopped flowing
Vengeance will be mine

Turn the juice back on
You dumbass jerkoff shitheads
It’s cold and it’s dark

Centerpoint tells me
“It’s probably just a fuse”
You call that service?

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