Haikus for Centerpoint Energy
It happened again
The electrons stopped flowing
Vengeance will be mine
Turn the juice back on
You dumbass jerkoff shitheads
It’s cold and it’s dark
Centerpoint tells me
“It’s probably just a fuse”
You call that service?
this seems to be happening kinda regularly to you. What’s the deal?
May burn you for warmth
Laughing as you heat my home
You and your mom both
I’m going solar. Totally. In fact we live in the perfect place to do just that! :^D
Matt’s power was out.
Somehow he still managed to blog.
How did he do that?
Blogged via cell phone.
Line two had eight syllables.
But I forgive you.
I guess you are right.
I’m no Chinaman, you see.
This might be better.
Nice, anonymous!
See, anyone can haiku.
It just takes practice.