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DeLay indicted, likely to face firing squad

Posted By Matt Bramanti On 28th September 2005 @ 13:31 In Uncategorized | No Comments

In a clear sign that the nation’s evil KKKonservative “majority” will inevitably collapse within 24 hours, House Majority Leader and spawn of the devil Tom DeLay was [1] indicted today.

The charges range from conspiracy to cannibalism, and progressive legal activists expect DeLay to be executed by week’s end, allowing the Democratic Party to reinstitute its wildly successful [2] social programs and [3] foreign policy efforts.

Travis County District Attorney Ronnie Earle, a [4] completely neutral and [5] unbiased champion of justice, called the totally [6] non-politically motivated indictment “a huge victory for MoveOn. I mean, for law and order.”

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[1] indicted: http://www.breitbart.com/news/2005/09/28/D8CTCK201.html
[2] social programs: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lubriomania/39387167/
[3] foreign policy: http://www.indybay.org/news/2003/03/1583064.php
[4] completely neutral: http://www.willisms.com/archives/2005/05/on_ronnie_earle.html
[5] unbiased: http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/archives/004514.php
[6] non-politically motivated: http://www.humaneventsonline.com/blog-cb.php?range=09%2F19%2F2004+-+09%2F25%2F20
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