This sounds like something Wes and I [1] would have done, if we’d thought of it first:

They say you can get just about anything at Wal-Mart, including arrested. Police say employees at a Wal-Mart called to report a young man was in the store on Tuesday in an orange prison jumpsuit and handcuffs, asking for a hacksaw. 

It turns out Joha Turner, 18, of Pittsburg, hadn’t escaped from anywhere. He told police it was a prank. They told him he was under arrest, for disorderly conduct.

That’s a good one.