Comments on: Helen Thomas: ‘I’ll kill myself’ if Cheney runs for prez http://www.mattsapundit.com/2005/07/29/helen-thomas-ill-kill-myself-if-cheney-runs-for-prez/ Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:44:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 By: Rorschach http://www.mattsapundit.com/2005/07/29/helen-thomas-ill-kill-myself-if-cheney-runs-for-prez/#comment-12 Rorschach Mon, 01 Aug 2005 21:09:00 +0000 http://www.mattsapundit.com/2005/07/29/helen-thomas-ill-kill-myself-if-cheney-runs-for-prez/#comment-12 But Matt! How could she kill herself with a gun? Don't you know that the 2nd ammendment does not apply in DC? I kinda hope Cheney announces his candidacy just long enough for her to do it, and then withdraw... I'd be worth it.... But Matt! How could she kill herself with a gun? Don’t you know that the 2nd ammendment does not apply in DC?

I kinda hope Cheney announces his candidacy just long enough for her to do it, and then withdraw… I’d be worth it….

]]> By: Matt http://www.mattsapundit.com/2005/07/29/helen-thomas-ill-kill-myself-if-cheney-runs-for-prez/#comment-13 Matt Mon, 01 Aug 2005 21:14:00 +0000 http://www.mattsapundit.com/2005/07/29/helen-thomas-ill-kill-myself-if-cheney-runs-for-prez/#comment-13 True. Nor does the 2nd amendment apply to individuals. Just the National Guard, so the lib line goes. I guess she'd have to get some guardsmen to whack her. I'm sure they'd be happy to oblige. Hell, I'd love to see Cheney announce his candidacy for the <I>express</I> purpose of getting her to off herself: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm happy to announce my candidacy for the office of President of the United States. I look forward to leading America in peace and prosperity, almost as much as I look forward to watching Helen Thomas' hemlock-riddled corpse being dragged out of the press room. "Thank you." True. Nor does the 2nd amendment apply to individuals. Just the National Guard, so the lib line goes.

I guess she’d have to get some guardsmen to whack her. I’m sure they’d be happy to oblige.

Hell, I’d love to see Cheney announce his candidacy for the express purpose of getting her to off herself:

“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m happy to announce my candidacy for the office of President of the United States. I look forward to leading America in peace and prosperity, almost as much as I look forward to watching Helen Thomas’ hemlock-riddled corpse being dragged out of the press room.

“Thank you.”

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