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	<title>Comments on: Helen Thomas: &#8216;I&#8217;ll kill myself&#8217; if Cheney runs for prez</title>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2005 21:14:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>True. Nor does the 2nd amendment apply to individuals. Just the National Guard, so the lib line goes.

I guess she&#039;d have to get some guardsmen to whack her. I&#039;m sure they&#039;d be happy to oblige.

Hell, I&#039;d love to see Cheney announce his candidacy for the &lt;I&gt;express&lt;/I&gt; purpose of getting her to off herself:

&quot;Ladies and gentlemen, I&#039;m happy to announce my candidacy for the office of President of the United States. I look forward to leading America in peace and prosperity, almost as much as I look forward to watching Helen Thomas&#039; hemlock-riddled corpse being dragged out of the press room.

&quot;Thank you.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>True. Nor does the 2nd amendment apply to individuals. Just the National Guard, so the lib line goes.</p>
<p>I guess she&#8217;d have to get some guardsmen to whack her. I&#8217;m sure they&#8217;d be happy to oblige.</p>
<p>Hell, I&#8217;d love to see Cheney announce his candidacy for the <i>express</i> purpose of getting her to off herself:</p>
<p>&#8220;Ladies and gentlemen, I&#8217;m happy to announce my candidacy for the office of President of the United States. I look forward to leading America in peace and prosperity, almost as much as I look forward to watching Helen Thomas&#8217; hemlock-riddled corpse being dragged out of the press room.</p>
<p>&#8220;Thank you.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Rorschach</title>
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		<dc:creator>Rorschach</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2005 21:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>But Matt! How could she kill herself with a gun? Don&#039;t you know that the 2nd ammendment does not apply in DC?

I kinda hope Cheney announces his candidacy just long enough for her to do it, and then withdraw... I&#039;d be worth it....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But Matt! How could she kill herself with a gun? Don&#8217;t you know that the 2nd ammendment does not apply in DC?</p>
<p>I kinda hope Cheney announces his candidacy just long enough for her to do it, and then withdraw&#8230; I&#8217;d be worth it&#8230;.</p>
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