Chron knows what makes Houston tick
As usual, the Chronicle proves itself to be right on the pulse of the Bayou City with its “Ultimate Houston” ballots. Here are a few of the races, sure to be hotly contested by the average mainstream Houstonian:
Adult Novelty StoreBizarre Bazaar
Cindie’s
Eros
Erotic Cabaret Boutique
Zone D’Erotica
Public Access TV Show
Charles Snider Show
Drugs, Crime and Politics
Democracy Now!
Gay Bar
Guava Lamp
JR’s Bar and Grill
Meteor
Rich’s
South Beach
That’ll get circulation up. I can just hear the cascade of thousands of news consumers saying, “I can’t stand the Chronicle‘s overwhelming liberal editorial bias and its week-old New York Times rehashes, but at least they let me vote on my favorite synthetic-genital outlet!”
By the way, the following contests didn’t quite make it on the Chron‘s list:
“Favorite Indicted Member of Lee Brown’s Administration”
“Favorite MetroRail Crash Site”
“Favorite Largest Daily Newspaper in the U.S. Never to Win a Pulitzer Prize”
