I don’t get too much traffic on this site. Very little, as you can see by the abysmally low hit counter on the right sidebar. And much of the traffic I do get seems to come from journalists Googling their own names.

Like [1] ex-[2] Chron transportation reporter [3] Lucas Wall, (or someone else at the Boston Globe), who found Mattsapundit twice in 10 minutes.

Then there’s Chron Austin bureau chief [4] Clay Robison (or someone else at the Chron), who found Mattsapundit twice in 15 minutes.

Also, someone at the [5] Albuquerque Technical Vocational Institute searched for [6] James Howard Gibbons. Maybe our favorite [7] Editorial LiveJournalist is brushing up on his metal shop skills?

But, as per usual, the most common queries fall into a single category. To wit: sluts, both from the demand and supply sides:

sluts for hire (10x)

hookers for hire (3x)

we hire sluts (2x)

big brother sluts (2x)

lawyer sluts

san francisco sluts

The rest of them are absolutely random. Here’s a smattering.

marilyn monroe- death by poison enema

nazi aerial camouflage patterns

sesame street - pics of homosexual roger

and my personal favorite:

make my day pope button

I don’t even know what that last one means, but I’m picturing Clint Eastwood in a [8] zucchetto.