Excuse me while I [1] whip this out:

The suspicious object that jammed traffic Monday on Interstate 75 and Daniels Parkway was not an explosive pipe bomb, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office — it was a prosthetic penis.

There’s no word yet on whether the device — found on the side of Daniels under the northbound I-75 overpass — was designed to serve medical or recreational needs.

The [2] Whizzinator strikes back?

Deputies arrived and alerted the bomb squad, which used a robot to disable the cylinder.

Hey, I just thought of a great treatment for [3] sex offenders: cylinder-disabling robots.

[Hat-tip: [4] Drudge and LST tipster Jaime]