Prosthetic penis shuts down interstate
Excuse me while I whip this out:
The suspicious object that jammed traffic Monday on Interstate 75 and Daniels Parkway was not an explosive pipe bomb, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office — it was a prosthetic penis.There’s no word yet on whether the device — found on the side of Daniels under the northbound I-75 overpass — was designed to serve medical or recreational needs.
The Whizzinator strikes back?
Deputies arrived and alerted the bomb squad, which used a robot to disable the cylinder.
Hey, I just thought of a great treatment for sex offenders: cylinder-disabling robots.
[Hat-tip: Drudge and LST tipster Jaime]
